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[repeatshimself]

I guess I should just be thankful you're all here now, and not next week when I will be trying my best to be a not-as-bad observant Jew. I'll be cranky.

You wouldn't like me when I'm cranky.

[Oh yes. He went there.]

[ooc: anything is fine! Crew doubles, face...doubles...? other Billy's, GO FORTH, ENJOY.]

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[prettyknitting]

Put me on.

[repeatshimself]

What?

[prettyknitting]

Put me on. I can smell magic on you. Smell magic on me.

[repeatshimself]

Oh, no. This is how it starts. First you put on a trenchcoat that tells you to smell magic and then the next thing you know you're facedown in a pool of your own vomit after hardcore partying with a dirty mask that doesn't even belong to you and, I don't know, joining the Vertigo line.

I may wear a cape and a cowl but I know that trenchcoats are the gateway. You ever see that John Constantine guy be happy about anything? No. And you know why?

Trenchcoats.

[repeatshimself]

Generally, that is the definition of cranky.

[repeatshimself]

Well, okay, noted. But I get kind of mean.

[cat_has_claws]

Oh, is this where the Jewish mutant club meets? No wonder I'm here again.

[repeatshimself]

Hey, Kitty. Welcome back.

[cat_has_claws]

Thanks. No gift basket?

[repeatshimself]

I have apples.

voice;

[knockoff_hero]

Hey, Billy.

voice;

[repeatshimself]

Jaime!

voice;

[knockoff_hero]

How've you been?

[ratings_stunt]

But a bunch of strangers invading just in time for a holiday is a comedy staple. It wouldn't top the box office, but it would rate solidly for a few weeks and get decent numbers overseas before disappearing to Netflix and video stores around the world where it would be rented a few times a year when it's not a holiday but people wish it was.

[repeatshimself]

Well, you guys are here for the tail end of a holiday.

[ratings_stunt]

That's true, but it doesn't work as well when you start at the end. Then, when the holiday is over, you've just got a bunch of strangers standing around in your house for a week, with no purpose. Awkward.

[repeatshimself]

Awkward basically defines my life. See that would be the show I'd get: my friends all chilling while I'm just trying to clean up.