Title: 5 Times Sanada Threatened Kishi + 1 Time Kishi threatened back
Pairing: Sanazawa
Rating: G
Summary: Look at the title. For the
Sanazawa-thon!
1.
"I don't like that Kishi," Sanada tells Nozawa one day at dance practice. He eyes
Kishi's reflection suspiciously on the mirror.
"Why not? He's pretty nice." Nozawa stops dancing when Kishi catches his eye, smiling back at the other boy. "See?" He turns to find Sanada gone from beside him. "Sanada?"
He facepalms when he spots Sanada running towards Kishi while brandishing a sweaty towel.
2.
Sanada decides one day that it was manlier if he would confront Kishi. He does this by wearing a disguise composed of sunglasses and a frilly scarf and trying to follow Kishi home.
His plan fails however, when the younger boy suddenly turns towards his direction and asks, "Sanada-kun, why are you stalking me?"
Sanada steps out from behind a random dying tree. "I don't like you," he says in the most menacing way he could muster. "Stop flirting with my Non-chan or you'll regret it later."
"Oh." Kishi stares at him. "Okay. Couldn't you have told me at practice instead of following me home?"
...Oh. Sanada pauses to think about how he hadn't thought of that, and what he could tell Kishi to still look cool. "Where's the fun in that?!" he snaps instead when he can't think of anything.
3.
Sanada is enraged when he finds Nozawa giving a bright smile and peace signs as Kishi took a picture of him. He quickly snatches the camera from Kishi's hands on impulse.
"I'm confiscating this," he declares while the other two blink at him. "I'm deleting all your pictures of Non-chan, you voyeurist pervert." He browses through the camera's memory to find only one picture of Nozawa. All the other pictures were of himself dancing, drinking water, sleeping, laughing, and all the other Sanada-like things that he does, all shot from a distance. "What..."
"Aren't they great?" Nozawa laughs and pats Kishi's shoulder fondly, making Kishi beam. "I asked him to take all those!"
When he sees a shot of himself in the shower, Sanada is speechless as he realizes that it wasn't Kishi, but in fact Nozawa, who was the voyeurist pervert.
4.
"How dare you bribe Non-chan with pictures of me!" Sanada yells at Kishi when he was finally over the pictures of himself.
"He asked me to." Kishi looked unfazed as he brushed his bangs away from his eyes. "How could I refuse?"
Sanada turns to Nozawa seriously. "Did you sell your body for those pictures?!" he demands.
"No. Who would do that for your pictures?" Nozawa sighs and shakes his head. "How come I'm not allowed to have friends?" he mumbles to himself miserably.
5.
Nozawa frowns and slaps the back of Sanada's head when he catches him giving Kishi dirty looks from the other side of the practice room again.
"Stop trying to scare him," Nozawa scolds, even though he notices how Kishi looks indifferent and was ignoring Sanada completely.
"He's into you, I know it!" Sanada huffs. He threw Kishi what he thought was his meanest glare, only to be ignored.
"You're giving him even more attention than what you give me," Nozawa mutters. "I'm the one who should be mad around here."
Sanada doesn't hear him, too busy deciding if he should bare his 'fangs' or flare his nostrils or do both.
1 Time Kishi Threatened Back
Sanada realized that the reason he didn't scare Kishi away was probably because he wasn't badass enough.
He waited for Kishi to get to the front of his locker, scooting up to him and punching at the locker nearest to Kishi's head, making sure to that his fist brushed a bit of Kishi's hair.
"I'm warning you, Kishi," he started as he tried to ignore his sore fist, contorting his face into a practiced glare. "Stay away from Non-chan."
"You know something?" Kishi opened his locker to get a few things calmly before turning back to Sanada. "Instead of trying to pick fights with me, I think you should spend more time with him instead." He grins back at Sanada's confused expression and leans forward to whisper in Sanada's ear, "Or I'll steal you from him."
Sanada thinks about what Kishi had said after the other had left him. He then proceeds to shudder at the thought of Kishi trying to steal him away.
***
“I guess Kishi’s not so bad,” Sanada says through a mouthful of mashed potatoes during his and Nozawa’s lunch date. “But he creeps me out,” he adds with a fake shiver when he remembers Kishi’s threat to steal him from Nozawa.
“Kishi again?” Nozawa frowns at his plateful of roast beef. "We're on a date, you know."
Sanada grins back at him. “Were you jealous because I was giving him too much attention?”
“Maybe.” Nozawa pokes his side dish of vegetables around. “You’ll stop picking fights with him, then?” His eyes gleamed hopefully.
“Maybe,” Sanada says back. “Hey, how about we kick Hasshi out of our threesome and add Kishi instead?”
Nozawa smiles. “Hasshi won’t like it.”
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Author's note: Noooo. I like the Top 3 OT3 better. D: lol my characterization didn't improve one bit! Sorry to the Anon-san who said I could use some work on it. XDD;;