5 times Nozawa guest-starred in Hyakushiki
Title: 5 times Nozawa guest-starred in Hyakushiki
Pairing: Sanazawa
Rating: PG?
Summary: Look at the title. For the Sanazawa-thon!
1.
On the set of Hyakushiki, Sanada and Kato Kan already had their animal costumes on except for the head parts of their costumes, which they were repeatedly whacking each other with as they sat face to face on the dressing room floor.
“Why am I the gorilla?! I wanted to be the penguin!” is Sanada’s battle-cry.
Evading Sanada’s attacks, Kato whines loudly about how he can’t even tell what animal the costume he’s wearing is. He finally shuts up when Arioka tells him that he’s supposed to be a crocodile.
“Oh.” Kato smirks at Sanada. “I guess you can complain now. A crocodile is way cooler than a GORILLA!”
“That doesn’t even look like a crocodile!” Sanada whacks Kato again, muttering curses under his breath. He stands up and starts looking determined. “I’m going to go bully whoever’s wearing that penguin costume!”
Arioka facepalms when Sanada crashes into a flailing, human-sized, oddly long-legged penguin just as he’s opened the door. The said penguin collapses butt-first and Sanada takes this opportunity to pin him onto the floor by straddling his waist.
“You evil penguin! I will now expose your true identity!” Sanada declares in front of the other people in the room victoriously. He pulls off the penguin head to see Nozawa’s face under it, flushed and just a few inches away from his.
Nozawa thanks Sanada, the slightly older boy quickly getting off of him with a look of pure shame on his face. “My head was stuck,” he explains as Sanada helps him up, laughing cutely in an embarrassed way. “Does it really have to go over your whole head?”
“No, no, there’s a place for your face right there,” Sanada points out. Nozawa follows his instructions, and Sanada can hear the other Hyakushiki boys voice out his opinion. “Cute~♥”
He’s almost glad he got the gorilla suit instead.
Sanada chooses to ignore the others laughing at his dreamy expression and asking what happened to bullying the guy in the penguin suit.
2.
“Zoo date~” Sanada singsongs happily on the way to the zoo. “Just you and me~ ♥”
“It’s not really a date. We’re just here for work.” Nozawa takes one look at his pouting face and sighs in defeat. “Fine, it’s a date.”
Sanada grins his dorky Sanada grin. “Don’t worry, Nokkun,” he coos. “We’ll go on dates outside of work too.”
3.
Their zoo date is fun until Sanada accidentally steps on a pile of elephant dung and Nozawa refuses to go near him.
“Why are you being so mean,” Sanada wails as he trots along behind Nozawa. Nozawa makes a face when he catches a whiff of elephant dung, deciding to speed his walking pace up. “Do you only love me when I smell nice?!”
“I like Sanada’s natural scent.” Nozawa smiles, but quickly runs away when Sanada looks like he was ready to glomp him.
4.
Sanada found the sight of Nozawa hammering on hard rice crackers to be the cutest thing he’s ever seen yet.
“Hey, crack me some crackers too,” he tells Nozawa before laughing at his own pun.
Nozawa frowns. “I won’t, if you don’t stop smoking crack to get those horrible puns.”
Sanada laughs at his unintended pun instead.
5.
Sanada puts on a wide grin and gives Nozawa a thumbs-up as soon as the younger boy walked out of the dressing room.
“What?”
“The uniform looks good on you.”
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Author's note: Sorry for the fail. Nozawa on Hyakushiki is always the cutest thing ever ♥ And I can't think of a BI Shadow fic, sorry
yabu_takeshi ! XD