Grand Dream continued.

[replicantk]

It was my original intention to buy a vehicle that could transport six people, at a cost that was as cheap as humanly possible. In other words, buy a vehicle that is so... decreped, that it could be purchased for somewhere around a hundred dollars. Then following the purchase, the vehicle could be worked on until it is road ready

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[poisndheart]

"Project Stab Devin In The Face And Take All His Money. Or "Project:SDITFATAHM" for short. I can't tell you the details of this project at the moment, but I can tell you this: It involves stabbing Devin in the face."

...there goes his social life!
teehee. i kid. but i am a little confused as to why you chose Devin... does he have a grand amount of money no one is aware of? last i heard (cuz he never talks to me anymore) he is a broke mofo... like the rest of us. maybe you should go with Brian Cupery...

beka

[replicantk]

Oh, dear Beka. You do not understand. He does not need to have grand amounts of money.

You see, he IS money. Do you know how much his organs would go for on the black market? MILLIONS. The man's bone marrow alone could net me enough money to buy another human being. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Plus, once the man is hollowed out, all sorts of drugs could be placed into his corpse. We sew him back up, put a tux on him, slap him in a cheap casket, and take him to the North. Any problem with authorities is solved by explaining how we're taking out dead brother back to New York so he can be buried in his previously purchased family plot. We'd make a fortune.

I think Devin would have wanted it this way, don't you?

Fuck

[replicantk]

I just realized that you made me reveal my entire plan.

FUCKING NARC.

indeed.

[poisndheart]

this "grand dream" has turned into a "grand scheme". i DO think Devin would have wanted it this way. He'll always be remembered as a hero.

*and dan, you STILL scare me*

beka

Blarg.

[replicantk]

I never understood it.

How am I scary, and yet Fuchs is amusing and fun to hang with? The man talks about fucking penguins and eating babies. HE HUMPS LEGS. MEN'S LEGS.

There are still various wet spots in Keegan and Ursula's apartment which have yet to be accounted for, and no responsibility has been claimed... but we all have our suspicions.

Scary.

Re: Blarg.

[poisndheart]

this is true. but Fuchs provides entertainment surpassed by none! and i know from personal experience, its not JUST men's legs... *sigh*

you are scary, dearest dank, because your eyes have no soul. and you talk about killing people, selling their parts, and using their limp, lifeless, organless bodies to transport drugs to make MORE money. Fuck penguins all you want my friend, at least it doesnt involve sacrificing morals to make a trip around the country! you damn dirty hippie!

Re: Blarg.

[replicantk]

I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.

I am not a hippie.