Reasons Why No One Should Vote for Barack

[reprimander]

1. He kicks animals.
2. He owns "Ishtar" on DVD.
3. He has webbed feet.
4. He once went to a cocktail party, stuffed an olive down some woman's dress, and then went to get it back with his teeth.
5. His favorite game is "Pull My Finger."
6. I've personally witnessed him tearing off the "Do Not Remove" tags from pillows in Big Lots.
7. He's a

Comments

[rob_t_firefly]

About half of those would actually improve a candidate's standing with me. We need a leader who can successfully work the olive/cocktail dress situation.

[reprimander]

Even owning "Ishtar" on DVD?

[rob_t_firefly]

You're talking to the guy with his own Tom Servo. Bad movies for the win.