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With Friends Like These... by
iamtheenemyBrendon Urie/Spencer Smith
The whole thing fucking sucked, especially because he could clearly remember a time when he didn’t want to have sex with Brendon Urie.
Counting Down the Days ‘Til You’re Walking Through My Door by
iamtheenemyBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Brendon had enough time to wonder, what kind of name is Ryan for a - before she looked up and, wow, totally not a girl after all.
Best Laid Plans by
iamtheenemyBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Brendon had a three-step plan to make Ryan Ross fall in love with him. He didn’t write it down or anything (and if he did, the tiny, shredded pieces of paper were scattered across some highway between Wisconsin and Indiana, so no one could prove it), but it was a very specific plan.
Dundler Mifflin: Chicago Branch by
iamtheenemy&
txtequilanightsVarious Pairings
The Office AU.
Untitled by
ignipes &
emilyray Jon Walker/Brendon Urie
All about boys being faily and adorable and in love.
You Know What They Say About the Way to a Man's Heart by
ignipesJon Walker/Brendon Urie
Brendon is sick and Jon is fussing.
I Will Let You Sleep by
imogenediseaseJon Walker/Spencer Smith
But the thing was, when Spencer turned seventeen, he started having dreams about this guy.
Life’s A Song by
insunshineBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Ryan Ross/Pete Wentz
In which Ryan’s a stripper.
Whiskey Lullaby by
insunshineBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Brother AU. Where Brendon and Ryan are brothers, and their dads an alcoholic.
Hot Hot Heat by
itsallhushhushBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
So maybe it was weird, that they were sitting on Ryan’s double bed in nothing but their boxer briefs and eating cherry popsicles, but they didn’t care. All they knew is it was fucking hot, like the hottest day of the summer, and there was no air conditioner or osculating fans because the town was in the middle of a black out. A black out that started in the middle of the afternoon, the hottest part of the day, and coincidently right in the middle of a Nevada heat wave.
Sequel:
The Sinful Burn Pink Glitter by
ivesia19Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross
When Ryan’s father can’t make it to his daughter’s Parent’s Job Fair Day, Ryan, a struggling writer, fills in for him, only to find himself attracted to his sister’s kindergarten teacher.
Sequel:
Purple Nailpolish Turning Corners by
jawice24Brendon Urie/Jon Walker
Brendon's a music student at NYU. One day he starts receiving photographs in the mail from an anonymous sender. With every picture he learns something more about this sender.
Open Happiness by
jekyll-my-hydeBrendon Urie/Jon Walker
Porn! This thing, whatever it is, that he has with Jon is still so new and so private, and Brendon has no idea if it's supposed to mean something or not.
I'll Have My Cake (And Eat It, Too) by
jekyll-my-hydeBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
How exactly he ended up being able to hear his friends' thoughts is still a mystery to him.
Fingers, Bunks and Love by
jennilokay&
panic_smileBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Ryan learns to say I love you.
Under the Upas Tree by
jonconditeBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
They’ve had moments like this a million times over the years; Brendon waits for Ryan to sweep on and change the subject, like one of them always does, but Ryan just keeps staring back at him until it’s gone far too long for one of them to say something and slide them neatly over the fracture.
Rift In The Lute by
jonconditeBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Jon Walker/Spencer Smith
Brendon's Ryan's one night stand that wont go away.
Expect The Unexpected by
lady_deathangelBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Sharing a bed hadn’t been their first choice.
Absence by
lockyourdoorssBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Ryan Ross/Keltie Colleen
"are you in love with him?" she asks in disbelief.
"he doesn't need anyone to love him. that just scares him. i can't love him; he'll leave."
Perfection Lies In The Ultimate Flaw by
melishBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
“I want Ryan to have an eating disorder, and for Brendon to be protective and telling Ryan he's not fat. Hurt/Comfort basically. Boy-sex; no thanks, boy-kisses; yes please.”
The Piano Knows by
miss-begoniaBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Ryan maybe, kind of, sort of, possibly…has a crush on his piano teacher.
Trouble In My Mind (Yes I'm Blue) by
miss-begoniaBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Brendon thinks about being on the edge of things, about how long they’ve been driving. About wanting to jump just to see where he lands, if Ryan would follow.
Don’t You Know I Love You (When You’re Down and Dirty) by
miss-begoniaBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Rodeo AU. Ryan can’t remember the last time he said the word want out loud.
Hold, Then Release by
myheartradioBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
He is the canvas, his father the painter.
Sleepover Princes vs. Goodnight Girls by
notfarfromhomeBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Ryan totally has a thing for Pete Wentz. Brendon should be happy for him, right?
For His Sons (And Their Separate Hearts) by
panic_smileBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross (Spencer Smith/Jon Walker)
Ryan thinks that hearts aren’t those big bouncy things that girls draw on love notes. No, they’re more lumpy, more thin and dripping.
Flowers by
panic_smileBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Brendon's learning that the world is made up of many things, including evil. He also learns that that evil is usually attracted to good people. This is probably the saddest fic you will ever read (it gets me bawling every time), but it is so, so, so amazing, I cant even count how many times I’ve read this.
Crawling Vines by
panic_smileBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Ryan's a teenage kid who walks around town at night, and gets sucked into the world of a ghost, called Brendon Urie.
Papercut by
panic_smileBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
They're touring and Ryan's different, making the atmosphere in the band pretty tense. Brendon just tries to fix things.
Peengate ‘07 by
pluginxbabyBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross/Many More
Somehow, pictures of Ryan's peen got leaked on the internet, and he's bound and determined to find out who the hell did it. Hilarious.
Leftover Green by
poisontreesBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
He plays me a song with his desperation and in my head, I'm writing the words..
Call Me a Sparrow and I'll Fly by
preromanticsBrendon Urie/Shane Valdes
shane tilts his head, angling in to capture the way the strings catch on the rough pads of brendon's fingers.
I Will Follow You Into The Dark by
preromanticsBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
In which the world ends.
Different Mornings by
preromanticsBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Ryan Ross/Keltie Colleen
Ryan's life is all habit, except when it's not. Set after the break up of the band.
Stir Crazy by
privilegedesireChuck Bass/Nate Archibald
Nate turns away to pull his shirt on, but Chuck can read his back as well as his face by now.
Best Laid Plans by
queen_geekBrendon Urie/Jon Walker
Kid! Fic. There's kids! And a commitment ceremony! And historically inaccurate mocking of Tom Cruise! Because making fun of Tom Cruise will never not be awesome fun.
Iris by
raye6Brendon Urie/Jon Walker
Where Brendon goes blind, and Jon takes care of him.
All Aboard Memory Lane by
rain_calamityBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
“Keltie,” I say hoarsely, clearing my throat loudly afterward. “Sorry, sweetheart … I fell asleep on the train.” I hear her sigh disappointedly over the line before I continue. “Um… I promise, I’ll be back in … like, two hours?” I clear my throat. “I mean, three hours.”
A Little Less Sixteen Candles by
redorchidsBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
"To be honest, I kind of just want him to pound me."
Find Me Here by
samedifference_Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross
It means everything, Ryan wants to tell him. You writing things in five minutes that would take me weeks, means everything.
Let The Beat Build by
samedifference_Brendon Urie/OMC
Danny grabs the back of Brendon’s hoodie, swiftly pulls it from his head. “I guarantee you, no one here gives a shit about who you are.”
Maybe by
samedifference_Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Paris. Slow Dancing. New Year’s Eve. Lights. Stars and Planets. Resolutions. Fear of the unknown. Porn.
Let Me Drown While I Learn How to Swim by
samedifference_Brendon Urie/Shane Valdes
So Shane is doing the good boyfr- Uh, the good friend thing and following Brendon into this stupid plan of his to get the goldfish back without paying his poker tab first. Hopefully, Shane will be able to get some good footage out of it. That’s really the only redeeming part of any of this.
Five Times Shane is the Fourth Girlfriend by
samedifference_Brendon Urie/Shane Valdes
It’s not exactly a revelation when Shane finally admits to himself who really wears the pants in this relationship.
In the Motions and the Things That You Say by
samedifference_Brendon Urie/Shane Valdes
The family oriented part of him isn’t something he’s ever going to outgrow. Shane knows it’s innately hardwired to his brain, so he does what he can to keep Brendon together when that part of himself doesn’t quite fit with the other pieces. They never seem to fit as perfectly as Brendon always wants them to.
Well, You Could Be My by
samedifference_Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Smut involving icecubes and lots of weed.
Apart by
sateenmustaBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Brendon paced to the window and pulled the blinds up, blinking at the sudden daylight invading the room. He opened the window and turned to face the room with a strange feeling in his throat. He swallowed it down, and the feeling settled somewhere around his stomach, burning as if he had just swallowed a mouthful of acid. The place looked awfully familiar - and yet so strange.
Seven Times Seven Equals...? by
sateenmustaBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Seven Some more minutes in Heaven. [Boys in the closet. Literally this time.]
After The Rain by
sateenmustaBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Ryan loves the rain. After the rain he goes for a walk into the fresh-scented forest and finds something that doesn't belong to the scenery... A boy. A boy who is soaking wet and obviously hurt.
A Year Ago Today by
scarletsuicidexBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
1Year = 12 Months = 52 Weeks= 365 Days = 8766 Hours = 525 949 Minutes = 31 556 926 Seconds.
Your Heart, My Hands by
sevendamnitBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
It's Valentine's Day, and Ryan just-so-happens to be in a fight with his girlfriend, so his best friend comes over for a little bit of Brendon-Snuggle-Time.
Redemption's Son by
sinuous_curveBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz
It's 1967 and flag-burning hippie ryan ross just joined the peace corps because there is NO WAY ryan is going to fucking vietnam. No. People die in vietnam.
Ed Westwick Is Not A Repair Man by
smithereenEd Westwick/Chace Crawford
Sometimes life is only as hard as you make it.
A Thousand and Seven Miles In by
softlyforgottenBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Brendon and Ryan, and a car, and a day.
You Could Have Truly Had it All by
softlyforgottenBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Brendon and Ryan, and a car, and a day.
Everynight You Stay by
softlyforgottenBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
It wasn't Ryan's fault that Brendon had, apparently, taken everything he said to heart and decided to make Jon his new best friend and secret boyfriend.
But I'll Stray by
softlyforgottenBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
"I thought we stopped doing this."
Just A Teenage Douchebag, Baby by
softlyforgottenBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
High School AU. Ryan is going to have a Good Day.
Kept Coming Apart by
softlyforgottenBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Smut!
Let The Good Times Roll by
softlyforgottenBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Jon Walker/Spencer Smith
College AU. in which Panic! never formed. And, uh, Brendon and Jon had never met Ryan and Spencer.
Sunshine Kids by
streetstarsBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Ryan Ross/Spencer Smith
Brendon Urie: a thirty something year old priest who gets off by doing the underaged members of his church. These teenagers who watch him with wide eyes, begging for his touch. And as the lords servent, he complies. Then in walks in Ryan Ross.
Mad as a Hatter by
streetstars &
radjessBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Ryan Ross/Spencer Smith
"The city is just a bunch of fucked up people doing fucked up things. I’d like to paint it black."
The Universe in Blue by
streetstarsJon Walker/Spencer Smith, Past: Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Future Fic. “You walk out of your hotel room and down the hall. Five doors down and you knock. One. Two. Three. The door opens and he smiles at you, bright eyed with blue and your lips crash with his like an accident. It’s all teeth and smiles and air and his tongue in your mouth and your tongue in his like it was holding the weight of your heart. "Stop me if you’ve heard this one.” He says, “Stop me right away.”
Attention to Detail by
sunday_porchBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.
Rose is a Four-lettered Word by
sunday_porchBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross/Many More
Ryan's allergic to roses. Well, maybe "allergic" is the wrong word for it.
Bets Off by
sunday_porchBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
"I know you guys are taking bets on me and Brendon," Ryan said, "and I want in."
Like You Imagined by
sunday_porchBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Yeah, Ryan's thought about it.
Everything's Another Excuse by
sunsetsmogBrendon Urie/Jon Walker (Spencer Smith/Ryan Ross)
Brendon and Jon try to work things out.
Burning Love by
sunsetsmogBrendon Urie/Spencer Smith
In which Brendon hasn't ever auditioned for Panic. Spencer meets Brendon when he's stuck playing triangle at Jeffrey and Ada's fiftieth wedding anniversary party.
In a Heartbeat by
sunsetsmogBrendon Urie/Spencer Smith
Brendon Urie is the newest addition to Pete Wentz's Decaydance music label, and Spencer Smith is Pete's most trusted assistant. After Pete turns Spencer's carefully laid plans for Brendon's publicity upside down at the last minute, Brendon and Spencer are left hiding out at Pete's villa for the weekend.
Waving Stick Tiny Hands by
sunsetsmogBrendon Urie/Jon Walker
"Save me, Jon Walker," Brendon says, curving into Jon's side.
"Never," Jon tells him, gravely, but his fingers curve around Brendon's biceps, cotton-rough beneath his fingertips.
Swimming Out In The Blue by
sunsetsmogBrendon Urie/Shane Valdes
Brendon and Shane aren't boyfriends. Everybody thinks they are. Or, alternatively, the one where Shane and Brendon are faily and then in love.
Atrial Fibrillation by
tip_painterBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
“You are not a fucking hippie,” Brendon says, and Ryan pauses. “Smoking pot and listening to Nirvana makes you seem like somebody who just doesn't care."
Our Life Is Not a Song or Maybe by
turnyourankleBrendon Urie/Jon Walker
"Or," Brendon says, an expectant grin forming on his face, ”you can just stick with me.” He squeezes Jon's hand in his, and as Jon focuses on holding in a sneeze, Brendon leans in close and kisses him, licking Jon's lips lightly but steadily.
He Wears His Heart Safety-Pinned To His Backpack by
underxmyxoathOli Sykes/Tom Sykes
Brother AU. Tom braced himself against the side of the house so he wouldn't fall. He felt like a child. I was totally creeped out over anything that had to do with incest until I read this, and now it is a very, very guilty pleasure of mine.
This is Halloween by
unphoenixImplied Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie?
Brendon turns into a four-year-old just before Halloween. About the cutest fricken thing ever.
Just Maybe by
withertimeJon Walker/Shane Valdes
Jon never expected it until it happened to be honest.
All the Way Down by
witheverysparkBrendon Urie/Tom Conrad
Summary Brendon's face gets hotter, and at the exact moment when he's trying to get words to come out of his mouth, Tom grabs him by the back of his neck and kisses him.
Pictures of You by
witheverysparkJon Walker/Tom Conrad
Jon and Tom send photos back and forth while Jon's on the road and Tom's in Chicago.
The Only Moment We Were Alone by
worldofthornsBrendon Urie/Shane Valdes
Shane tilts his head down and whispers, "Brendon?"
Brendon smiles, and Shane can see it against the rising sun, and he shakes his head, flecks of water hitting Shane's face and arms. Brendon nods to the house and asks, "Hey you got a towel I could borrow?"
Take the Weight (Wait) Off by
xglimpsexSpencer Smith/Jon Walker, Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross
History of Spencer's Insecurity.
Smile by
xihaveasecretxBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Brendon opts to stay home from a night of partying and finds out what's been wrong with Ryan for the past few weeks.
Sequel:
Pity Hollywood Takes The Best Of Them by
xihaveasecretxBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Ryan's changing for the worse, and Brendon's getting frustrated.
Drunken Kisses by
xihaveasecretxBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
Ryan has to take care of Brendon when he stumbles home drunk every night.
Sequel:
Sober Confessions A Sleeping Confession by
xihaveasecretxBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
It was supposed to be a good day. Ryan predicted it. Ryan had never been more wrong.
Sequel:
A Sleeping Confession pt 2 What’s Another Word For Desperate? by
xihaveasecretxBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
What's another word for desperate? He writes: fear, hope, love, me.
Pray There Is A God If You're Leaving Here Tonight by
xihaveasecretxBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross
"Ryan was my best friend..."
Two Weeks by
xlatestxplaguexBrendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Ryan Ross/Keltie Colleen
Ryan's marrying Keltie in two weeks.
The Day The World Went Cockamamie by
yinakeNate Archibald/Chuck Bass [Gossip Girl]
"Wanna make out?" he asks, and suddenly Nathaniel Fitzwilliam Archibald's life is not so easy any more.