Memetic from Onyx. Well, not "from" like it was a fucking present.
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Well my middle name was apparently my great-grandfather's.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Mid-last month.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I've been told it's "quite manly". It could be worse.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Uh, does ham count? I like it honey-roast.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No. That's not even a thought for at least another five years.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I don't know. Depends who I was.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Never.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Uh huh.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Not sure. It's the thought of the ground rushing towards me that puts me off.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Those little cluster things. I think they're Kellogs, but I'm not sure.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Most of the time.
12. WHERE IS QUESTION 12?
Isn't this it?
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
There was this ice-cream I had from Thornton's called "Button Moon". It was fantastic.
14 WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Hair or face.
15. RED OR PINK?
Red or pink what? In general? Red.
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My fast metabolism. I give up on trying to bulk out.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Nobody any more.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
Everyone's probably already done it.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Pants as in undies? Black. Pants as in trousers? None, since I was getting changed, but got sidetracked.
20. Where the FUCK is question 20?
Time paradox?
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Well it was Foreigner, but this album seems to go all funny at the end of songs, so I can see it getting switched.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
According to Wikipedia's article on Crayola colours, there's a shade of red called "Awesome". That'll do.
23. FAVORITE SMELL?
Uh, wow, I dunno. I have a fairly bad sense of smell so I really don't know.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE.
The bank. Hmm.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
It wasn't sent.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Boxing. Occasionally football, but it depends who's playing.
27. HAIR COLOR?
Brown.
28. EYE COLOR?
Somebody said browny-something, but I can't remember what the "something" is. I would've just gone for brown though.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Don't need 'em.
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Quite partial to a decent steak.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy endings. I struggle to watch "scary" films, because they're usually not scary at all.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Dark City.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
White.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Depends who it's from.
36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Hmm. Toughy. I don't have a favourite, I usually pick something that goes with the meal I've just had.
37 and 38 are as absent as 12 and 20.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Nothing currently. I don't read anywhere as near as much as I used to... which wasn't a huge amount to begin with.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Not using one. That's just me forgetting to buy one every time I'm at the shops.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
I don't think I watched any television. Oh, wait, I started watching The Simpsons, but I couldn't be bothered with it.
42. FAVORITE SOUND?
Surprisingly, it's not my own voice. I dunno. Maybe I haven't heard it yet?
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Jesus, neither, thanks. If it had to be one of the two, it'd be The Beatles.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
I dunno which place is furthest, but I haven't been outside of Europe.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Unrelenting cynicism.
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Carlisle.
THERE IS NO 47.
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I haven't got that far yet.
49. IS THE CUP HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?
Half empty? Fucking empty altogether.
50. IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO DINNER WITH FIVE PEOPLE WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
Hmm. That's a good question. I'll get back to you on that since I can't think at this moment.
Well my middle name was apparently my great-grandfather's.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Mid-last month.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I've been told it's "quite manly". It could be worse.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Uh, does ham count? I like it honey-roast.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No. That's not even a thought for at least another five years.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I don't know. Depends who I was.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Never.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Uh huh.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Not sure. It's the thought of the ground rushing towards me that puts me off.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Those little cluster things. I think they're Kellogs, but I'm not sure.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Most of the time.
12. WHERE IS QUESTION 12?
Isn't this it?
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
There was this ice-cream I had from Thornton's called "Button Moon". It was fantastic.
14 WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Hair or face.
15. RED OR PINK?
Red or pink what? In general? Red.
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My fast metabolism. I give up on trying to bulk out.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Nobody any more.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
Everyone's probably already done it.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Pants as in undies? Black. Pants as in trousers? None, since I was getting changed, but got sidetracked.
20. Where the FUCK is question 20?
Time paradox?
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Well it was Foreigner, but this album seems to go all funny at the end of songs, so I can see it getting switched.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
According to Wikipedia's article on Crayola colours, there's a shade of red called "Awesome". That'll do.
23. FAVORITE SMELL?
Uh, wow, I dunno. I have a fairly bad sense of smell so I really don't know.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE.
The bank. Hmm.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
It wasn't sent.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Boxing. Occasionally football, but it depends who's playing.
27. HAIR COLOR?
Brown.
28. EYE COLOR?
Somebody said browny-something, but I can't remember what the "something" is. I would've just gone for brown though.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Don't need 'em.
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Quite partial to a decent steak.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy endings. I struggle to watch "scary" films, because they're usually not scary at all.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Dark City.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
White.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Depends who it's from.
36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Hmm. Toughy. I don't have a favourite, I usually pick something that goes with the meal I've just had.
37 and 38 are as absent as 12 and 20.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Nothing currently. I don't read anywhere as near as much as I used to... which wasn't a huge amount to begin with.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Not using one. That's just me forgetting to buy one every time I'm at the shops.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
I don't think I watched any television. Oh, wait, I started watching The Simpsons, but I couldn't be bothered with it.
42. FAVORITE SOUND?
Surprisingly, it's not my own voice. I dunno. Maybe I haven't heard it yet?
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Jesus, neither, thanks. If it had to be one of the two, it'd be The Beatles.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
I dunno which place is furthest, but I haven't been outside of Europe.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Unrelenting cynicism.
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Carlisle.
THERE IS NO 47.
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I haven't got that far yet.
49. IS THE CUP HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?
Half empty? Fucking empty altogether.
50. IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO DINNER WITH FIVE PEOPLE WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
Hmm. That's a good question. I'll get back to you on that since I can't think at this moment.