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- 17:42 @ bain2 #jellyshark thursday? #
- 17:43 @ Mullenkedheim couldn't you do that in the previous version? once i realised it was shit i hid it from view asap #
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- 22:44 holy fucking shit. derren brown may have just produced the creepiest ten minutes of telly ever. #
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- 12:36 go away hangover. just go away #
- 12:38 A G N B - that's bang out of order. #
- 13:19 @ bain2 where the fuck are you at? we just had a thunderstorm here. been raining since midnight. #
- 14:40 @ bain2 now i really want a #sherbertdibdab #
- 15:13 @ tavaryn bit.ly/J7FFv they deliver worldwide, making it the most expensive #sherbertdibdab ever. #
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- 01:40 bit.ly/m4aLG the bad sex guide. so many questions, so few answers #
- 07:26 7:25am. what the fuck time of day is this? #
- 07:59 7.75 for the bloody bus down the road! good job i dont have piles 'cause the ride aint smooth #
- 10:26 aww. people outside pubs with a pint of diesel at 10am. stay classy, cockermouth #
- 10:28 waiting for bus now. it's ( Read more... )
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- 21:37 @ charltonbrooker the saddle bag looks ideal for holding a thermos flask for when you're done. i wish women had that feature #
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- 00:04 fucking computer fan. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP #
- 12:31 hate the morning shift at work. hate work. need a better job #
- 17:08 "teeth" is making me wince. oh god i dunno if i can watch all of this. #
- 19:11 that film was great, but i squirmed like a bitch half the time. #
- 21:57 mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm. #
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- 03:26 should be asleep. reading an article about tongue cleaning and looking at the argos website instead. good times indeed, christopher. #
- 15:41 dentist on monday. £46 for the smallest of fillings. fuck you, nhs. #
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- 01:28 given up with shit films for the time being. my brain started to leak outta my nose. #
- 02:35 you WILL get writer's block when you're trying to write at 2:30am, chris. stop fucking denying it. #
- 15:31 i have a motherfucking lion bar. today is officially #lionbar thursday now, the precursor to #sherbertdibdab friday #
- 16:27 @ Mullenkedheim bit. ( Read more... )
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- 15:16 had to turn the central heating on today. it's only just turned september. global warming? i fucking wish. #
- 17:56 @ Mullenkedheim #sherbertdibdab to you, too, you fucking #sherbertdibdab #
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- 02:59 weird, lucid dreams again. this time involving old school friends again. they're getting more and more bizarre #
- 13:10 why does mail-order clothing come so tightly rolled up and packed that it takes a lifetime to iron out the creases? #
- 21:12 ace ventura junior? pet defective, i think. #