[Event Post]

[rescuecatnaoma]

Yuri is either one of two places:

The first is in a cafe, trying to eat what appears to be a 16 pound steak. It has a small sign in it that says "Sir Loin-a-lot". He has around.. a quarter of a pound down. Not doing good so far.

The second is in an empty classroom, with the door open. He's cracking eggs into a glass, with a look of dread on his face.

Comments

[lust_ai_love]

What are you doing? ::Looks at your eggs.::

[rescuecatnaoma]

"I'm going to drink all these eggs."

[lust_ai_love]

Why?

[rescuecatnaoma]

"Because."

[suzakuformation]

Why are you eating that much steak?

[rescuecatnaoma]

"Uh. Hungry?"

Pained swallow.

[suzakuformation]

... Uh. Huh.

[rescuecatnaoma]

"That's right!"

Cut, bite swallow.