Event Post

[rescuecatnaoma]

Yuri is outside Obelisk Blue. With a rope tied to each of his limbs. And each rope tied to a cat. And laying on his back, on the ground.

"Pull, you mighty stallions, Pull! Show me no mercy!

..The cats do not appear to be cooperating.

Comments

[itsforflavoring]

... Like, whatcha doin'

::She's considering sitting on you.::

[rescuecatnaoma]

"I'm trying to get taller. These mighty beasts, honest and true, will pull with all their might and cure my chronic shortness."

They're licking themselves.

[itsforflavoring]

Wear stilts. Gawd.

Or get a rack.

[rescuecatnaoma]

"Stilts are hard. Whassa rack. YAH! YAH, BEASTS!"

Still nothing.

[brightburnright]

... What are you doing?

*hey there's a greenhaired chick staring down at you, Yuri.*

[rescuecatnaoma]

"Trying to get taller."

[brightburnright]

*... she looks at you, and then at the cats not listening, adjusting her glasses*

I don't think you've thought that through.

[rescuecatnaoma]

"Sure I did. They pull and I get taller."