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[rescuedbystars]

"Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the

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[dead_2_you]

i'm so stealing that

[heatherbob]

OMG, that was friggin funny

*claps*

Made my day

[carcrashending]

hahaha chuck norris.