Sickness may have slowed me down but it can't stop me from bringing you the lunatic epic that is the tale of The Reservoir Syndicate. Long delayed but still posted, here is the next installation of what
vanillahellsing and
remycognac spent so many nights laughing like jackals about.
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Part Five: Cards and Crazy Bitches )
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Also, Mr Brown is super bad awesome in this story.
“Holy shit, it’s a Mexican standoff!” Brown exclaimed. “Who will come out alive?”
“SHUT UP, BROWN,” they all yelled in unison.
Awesome.
Blonde shrugged. “Fair enough, but I ain’t about to apologize for it so don’t hold your breath. Besides, I’m still more than a bit upset with your little playmate in the pisser for shooting me full of lead.”
This is probably a silly question, but it's now really bugging me. Where are they? The afterlife? Fanfictionland? Some kind of weird alternate universe of resurrection?
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And yeah, that third choice there is probably the closest explanation of the setting for the story. You see, the tale is based off the material gathered from a now comatose RP. It was set up so that 99% of the events from the movies happened, with the exception of particular character deaths. Sort of a Deus ex Machina for the sake of our own entertainment.
In any case, I hope you get a kick out of it and all the other installments to come.
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So I guess this Blonde was shot, but didn't die. Thanks. It's a lot less creepy than thinking he was resurrected or they're in purgatory or something.
And yes, I am enjoying the madness.
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Yeah, the idea of the Dogs pulling a Lazarus doesn't quit fit so we fixed it by not having them die in the first place. Contrived, yes, but it gets the job done. Heh heh, I can't quite imagine the Dogs in purgatory, either.
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