Mary Sue Will Never Be the Same

[m_buggie]

Have you ever wished you could just reach into bad fanfics and murder those damned Mary Sues who have to go and screw with your braincells? Well, if that urge to destroy fictional characters has ever washed over you then you should get a kick out of the biggest running joke to hit the Syndicate since Dinsdale. Oh no, wait, that wasn't the

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[therosiergirl]

OMG, it's the invasion of the Sue! The dogs's reactions to her were really funny, especially with White being polite and helpful and Orange being all Noooo... And as for staring blankly at a loaded pistol... she sounds like a real Reservoir Girl.

About your characterisation of Blonde. In the movie it seemed that he could be polite and charming and friendly if he wanted, and that didn't make him any less of a psychopath. He even gets all defensive of the waitresses and calls them ladies. Maybe he's one of those guys who stands up whenever a woman walks into a room. But that's a slightly exaggerated view of him me and some friends formed after seeing the movie, because it made him seem more scary... the 'tall glass of shut the fuck up' line was hilarious.

"I don't have any friends"- what about Nice Guy Eddie?

[m_buggie]

::laugh:: Yeah, you're right about NGE. Although I have this theory that even though they're good buddies Blonde would probably brush it off, the way you do with like a sibling or something. You know? Like, "Oh yeah, that's Eddie. I haven't been able to get rid of him for years now," that sort of thing.
Hmm, I like your view on Blonde. The way you describe it there it's almost as though he witnessed his father abusing his mother growing up and feels the need to defend women because of it. I think I see a plot bunny hopping around your feet. ;)

[gorgon_mythos]

Orange blinked, caught off guard by the girl’s utter…pink-ness? *snorts laughter*

I mean, this girl is cracked in ways that science has not yet discovered.
*flat out lol*

Great little chapter, went by way too quickly :P :} You're making this series so much fun to read, well done! :D

[m_buggie]

::does a little happy dance that you got such a laugh out of the chapter::
Thanks! Oh, believe me, there's more. ::laugh::

[kipcha09]

Poor Orange, she scares me too.

I'm dealing with my own "Pink Nightmare" at the moment, (i.e. my insufferable cousin) this fic has enabled me to see the funny side. I may just have to try Blonde's approach.

Loved this edition, keep it up!

[m_buggie]

We all have nuisances to deal with in life. For some of us, it's an obnoxious friend/relative/co-worker/etc. For others of us, it's Mary Sue. ::shudder:: I can't decide which is worse sometimes.