Handtogod, I was just flailing at Frances about how much I wanted hornfic after picking up a copy of Joe Ridiculously-Talented-and-Total-Hotass-Son-of-Stephen-King Hill's Horns.
Sweetheart, instead of wondering when this delightful lady will become one of your coworkers (and she sounds like she would fit right in), you should start worrying about when you will start growing horns. Cause with your life, that's clearly the next step. Plus, I bet the ferrets would love them for climbing purposes.
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Cute little goat horns. Just think, you could file them and polish them and paint them pretty pretty colours. And gore people if they displease you!
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