I'm drinking bull bile bacteria. Not half bad...  :o

 
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I unloaded soda from the truck, grabbed a can, and headed to my room. I opened the can. About a second after I opened that can, root beer shot out. And landed, of all places, RIGHT BETWEEN MY LEGS. So now it looks like I pissed myself. :D

He's forcing me to get a driver's license. I don't want one! He said that if I don't get one, he won't take me anywhere. Bastard. Why is he doing this? :(

I went to bed 2 hours ago.  Mom forced me out of bed to do the trash. I told her this, but she made me do it anyway. I had to empty ALL the bags, even though one only had like, THREE pieces of trash because, "This house might still be showing."  Apparently, 3 pieces of trash IN THE TRASH CAN is a high crime in her eyes. She better not try to pull ( Read more... )

The house sold! It wasn't supposed to sell in TWO DAYS. Now I have five weeks to pack everything. I was supposed to have at least three months! Curse you, Murphy's Law!

(For the record, there are still a few things that have to be done before the sale is approved. But'll very likely go through.) 

So I read this webcomic called Eternity, and the author, Lord Klingsor,  said in his comments, "I think here is a rather significant amount of difference between committing a suicide and dying by one's own hand." And, I can't help but think, "He's right. There IS a major difference." Suicide is brought on by intense emotion. Killing oneself is done ( Read more... )

My temples are throbbing. My left heel hurts. It doesn't hurt when I poke it, it hurts whenever I put weight on it. There's no bruise. 'S been like that all day. My bicep hurts too. Dad was trying to put a picture between boxes on my closet shelf, and he dropped it accidentally. ON ME. Left a nasty green and purple bruise. Like I said, it was an ( Read more... )

I am in joint-custody. Going back and forth is going to be fun!  NOT.

Y'know, where everything just gets to be too much and you just want to cry your eyes out. Anyone else get 'em?