Last night we met with one of my mom's cousins. She's visiting the capital from Albuquerque. The last time she saw me I was 5 or so and playing at her house in Chamita. As we were saying our goodbyes, she pretended something was falling out of my back pocket and then faked me out by stuffing some money in my pocket (you know how old people do ( Read more... )

( You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? )

Man. Bob Geldof is rough lookin'. I think he offers up some stiff competition for Keith Richards in the Most Struggling Man Alive contest.

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my left eyelid has been twitching... all. day. long.

The best way to eat a nectarine is to slice it with a long sharp knife; not core it the way you might an apple after you'd cut it in half, but the way you'd slice a loaf of bread, taking care to carve around the pit. Biting into a soft, ripe nectarine is a carnal, messy, drippy-and-then-sticky ordeal I'd prefer to leave shrouded in euphemism and ( Read more... )

Broke ass hos that think they the shit
I'll buy you, ho, cos bitch i'm rich
broke ass hos
broke ass hos

Boston hoovered out my checking account again. Available Balance: $7.95.

i just ate 10 Starbursts and i can feel my teeth dropping out of my gums and every tastebud in my tongue puckering for water.

i think this is why i don't eat starbursts very often.

I wish i had a goat. i hate everyone. i hate everything. say sandwich. don't look at it! do you like burritos? pasta in a cup. i stole a salt shaker and filled it with sugar. i have an itch. i can fit that bush in my shirt. thursday? mexico head. tuesday. creepy elevator guy. i opened the diet coke can after i saw her shake it. this ( Read more... )

Eurovision Song Contest
The BiH and Switzerland's contestants have, um, teh best band names.

P.S. I'll find my frog