ZOO ZOO ZOO ZOO ZOO ZOO
I'll USE A FUCKING LJ CUT THIS TIME!
TO SAN FRAN!
Saturday Thomas and I went to San Francisco to visit the love of my life (Amanda) and see the zoo (the other love of my life).
THE ZOO!
There were loads of fun things to see at the zoo! I was the most excited with the prospect of seeing an ARMADILLO!
Amanda and I waste no time getting to business:
Her friend Spencer accompanied us and spent who knows how much money on assorted zoo food(EVERYTHING IS HELLZA MONIES AT THE ZOO!) at the Weeping Wiener Café.
There were loads of fun animals to see! There was even a pervy monkey. You can’t really tell from this picture, but he just finished getting his dick wet.
We visited the gorillaz. I didn’t see Damon Alburn but there was a mustache telling us to be really quiet; Thomas adhered.
Then we wanted to see how we measure up
Amanda just ended up getting funky fresh with the wall
Here are some other assorted animals:
This is special, just for Tiffinasty:
(what a babe)
There was a nice walk around section “for kids.” (If by “for kids” you mean “for Brittany” then SURE!)
I had HIGH hopes of seeing an armadillo, but much to my disappointment he was not out and about that day; I had to find satisfaction in pretending I am sitting next to one with this cut out (look closely, the beast is at my heel).
Oh here is one. . .NOT! This is as good as it gets folks.
Here are pretty much the most bad ass animals at the zoo (stub tail, yo!)
And his friends:
We went to the copout section of the zoo. . .
. . .to look for goats for Jenner; the following section is dedicated to her:
A WORD OF WARNING
Then the goat that ate Thomas’ thumb
After the zoo Thomas and I went to the pier and saw this mailbox for jedi masters only. The post office is really getting hip.
And then we pretty much laid witness to the making of Breakin’ 3
We had some really sore feat and after some fuel (doughnuts and chocolate, I mean CHOCOLATE milk) we made it back to Amanda’s house in the ghetto (I forgot to mention that we drove through Castro earlier that day and saw buff dudes in knickers dancing in a window sporting rainbow feather wings) where we proceeded to drink wine.
Why hello there purple teef!
Amanda is sooooo artsy, she’s pretty much a hipster is the making
Amanda’s friend Spencer here
Naked Ken was just trying to Hail but Thomas wouldn’t give him the time of day. . .pfffft
THE END!
TO SAN FRAN!
Saturday Thomas and I went to San Francisco to visit the love of my life (Amanda) and see the zoo (the other love of my life).
THE ZOO!
There were loads of fun things to see at the zoo! I was the most excited with the prospect of seeing an ARMADILLO!
Amanda and I waste no time getting to business:
Her friend Spencer accompanied us and spent who knows how much money on assorted zoo food(EVERYTHING IS HELLZA MONIES AT THE ZOO!) at the Weeping Wiener Café.
There were loads of fun animals to see! There was even a pervy monkey. You can’t really tell from this picture, but he just finished getting his dick wet.
We visited the gorillaz. I didn’t see Damon Alburn but there was a mustache telling us to be really quiet; Thomas adhered.
Then we wanted to see how we measure up
Amanda just ended up getting funky fresh with the wall
Here are some other assorted animals:
This is special, just for Tiffinasty:
(what a babe)
There was a nice walk around section “for kids.” (If by “for kids” you mean “for Brittany” then SURE!)
I had HIGH hopes of seeing an armadillo, but much to my disappointment he was not out and about that day; I had to find satisfaction in pretending I am sitting next to one with this cut out (look closely, the beast is at my heel).
Oh here is one. . .NOT! This is as good as it gets folks.
Here are pretty much the most bad ass animals at the zoo (stub tail, yo!)
And his friends:
We went to the copout section of the zoo. . .
. . .to look for goats for Jenner; the following section is dedicated to her:
A WORD OF WARNING
Then the goat that ate Thomas’ thumb
After the zoo Thomas and I went to the pier and saw this mailbox for jedi masters only. The post office is really getting hip.
And then we pretty much laid witness to the making of Breakin’ 3
We had some really sore feat and after some fuel (doughnuts and chocolate, I mean CHOCOLATE milk) we made it back to Amanda’s house in the ghetto (I forgot to mention that we drove through Castro earlier that day and saw buff dudes in knickers dancing in a window sporting rainbow feather wings) where we proceeded to drink wine.
Why hello there purple teef!
Amanda is sooooo artsy, she’s pretty much a hipster is the making
Amanda’s friend Spencer here
Naked Ken was just trying to Hail but Thomas wouldn’t give him the time of day. . .pfffft
THE END!