.oo3 // You know they've seen the fork...

[resjudicata]

Muggles are terrifying.
They chase after people with pitchforks for no reason!

I was walking quietly not causing any disturbance, and suddenly it attacked me!
He had bad teeth, and smelled awfully.

I didn't appreciate it.

Comments

[wc_daphne]

Oh how amusing that would have been. Draco Malfoy being chased around by a muggle with bad teeth and a pitchfork. I don't imagine anyone has ever seen anything so entertaining. Were you wandering about on his property? I imagine they don't like intruders anymore than wizarding folk do.

[resjudicata]

No, I was not on his property.
I think he may have simply been crazy.

[dipsomaniacelt]

I'd chase yeh with a pitchfork, too...

[resjudicata]

Yes, I have no doubt you would.
Trouble is, you'd be hexed before you could get to the pitchfork.

[dipsomaniacelt]

By who, you?

[resjudicata]

Yes, actually!
How perceptive of you.

[whoa_mille]

Ha.

[resjudicata]

You know how it goes, Millicent:
If you have nothing nice to say...I'll hex you into oblivion.

[whoa_mille]

Oh come off it, Draco. You have to see how I could find the situation funny.

[_theodorenott_]

Well, being chased by a muggle with a pitchfork doesn't seem as crazy as the fact that you were near any muggles to begin with.

Maybe it was satan comming to collect your soul.

[resjudicata]

It wasn't my choice.
I simply had to get from one place to another, and that thing happened to be in my way.
If there was an alternate route, I assure you I would have taken it.

I see you're still alive...how is life coming along for you?

[_theodorenott_]

Swimmingly.

I've got the whole manor to myself. Nothing but parties, alcohol and prostitutes.
I've converted the west wing into an indoor water park.

I've also started my own harem.

You should stop by sometime.

[childish_pranks]

Pitchforks? Draco, did you by chance somehow fall back in time? Last I checked muggles no longer used pitchforks anymore that we've had.

If you indeed did find a way to the past, do let me know, there are a few things I'd like to change.