"Would you be comfortable with me touching you?"

[resk]

Those were the first words spoken to me by a woman I had never met before last night. She was pretty cute, too. (And she was not a whore, which was a bonus.) Naturally, I said, "I thought you'd never ask." I wish. That would've been suave, debonair, and clever. I'm only capable of one of those things at a time (and I'm never suave or debonair).

Comments

[nettie75]

That sounds like a good time. And you didn't even hav eto give her your credit card number.

[resk]

I just found out I got cast. As a 10-year-old boy named Timmy.

Timmmmaaay!

[m0thy]

I'm sure it was your "South Park" voice that made the part.

[k_sui]

I assume it was the stage version of ACTION JACKSON. Please tell me you were going for the lead.