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[resk]

I think I've determined the worst possible way to enter a federal prison -- as a cop-killing ex-cop who was also a mafia-informant and a pedophile. I don't think you can add anything to that list in order to get killed any faster. We're talking 30 minutes, tops.

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[ikkarus01]

There's probably some racial angle you could play into that. Like add in "white supremacist". Bonus points if he abused his powers as a cop to support his racist agenda.

[gammell]

[oakenguy]

A background in torturing pets might shave another minute or two off the TOD.

[nettie75]

Having a "Twilight" tattoo would not help....

[k_sui]

as a cop-killing ex-cop who was also a mafia-informant and a pedophile

I smell a movie! Quick, someone line up Uwe Boll!