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Top Fives include Ben Affleck Characters, ways to break someone's heart, Farscape moments, ways to insert Comaboy into any universe, and magical cursewords.
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Top Five Ben Affleck Characters for meegzi31:
1. Bartleby (Dogma): I watched this twice this weekend and could very well watch it again today. Kevin Smith just has a way with Ben that just makes him fucking incredible. Plus, my boy has never looked hotter than at in a hoodie/wings/faux Ceasar haircut/growl. guh.
2. A.J. Frost (Armageddon): Come on, he's cute, he's funny, he sings, he speaks Aussie, he cries. What more could a girl want? Well, besides to be Liv Tyler in the animal crackers scene.
3. Ben Affleck (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back): Is there anything funnier than an actor making fun of himself? I think not.
Matt Damon: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this...
Ben Affleck: Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week.
Matt Damon: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature?
Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.
*They both take a beat and look at the camera*
Ben Affleck: And sometimes, you have to go back to the well.
Matt Damon: And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games.
Ben Affleck: See, that's just mean.
4. Matt Murdock/Daredevil: He's naked in a shower. That good enough? Okay, he convincingly portrays a blind man, he has kickass action scenes and he flirts with Elektra. Plus, he gets naked in a shower.
5. O'Bannion (Dazed and Confused): I hate this guy. Hate!!!! And yet, I love him because he's Ben. And that's the sign of a good character.
Top Five Ways to Break Someone's Heart for crushw_eyeliner:
1. Cheat on them
2. Pass around a rumor that you're cheating on them, but when they call it on you deny it in such a way that they feel like a total moron. Then cheat on them.
3. Become friends and bitch about exes. Start dating, still bitch about exes. Get serious, bitch about exes a little less. Leave because "I'm still in love with my ex."
4. Die.
5. Die in the middle of cheating on someone. So not only are they sad you're dead, but they hate you for cheating.
Five Farscape moments
1. Rygel sings in Through the Looking Glass.
2. "Aeryn" telling "John" how to pee in the maintenance bay in Out of Their Minds. There's a thing with body swapping and puppets and just trust me when I say its funny.
3. Crais and his pumps in Won't Get Fooled Again. "Freeze! You're under arrest. You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney. If you cannot afford one...tough noogies. You can make one phone call. I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you? Well, do you, punk?!"
4. John and 1812 dancing through the corridors of Elack in Crichton Kicks. It's the frentic madness along with the overture, Farscape at its best.
5. "Um, Canaveral?" John in the Pilot, it's right when he's beginning to realize just how fucked up his life is to become.
Top Five ways to insert Comaboy into any universe
1. He's not really dead, the government faked his death and then removed him to Atlantis because he has the special gene.
2. He's not really dead, Laynie helped fake his death and then stole him away to her boarding school where she's learning about being an assassin from Sark. What? I didn't say these were going to make sense.
3. He did die, but ended up on the other side of the veil in the Ministry of Magic. Just call him Sirius the Second.
4. He comes through the surgery fine and ends up really smart, becomes an astronaut, gets shot through a wormhole and ends up "comforting" Chiana.
5. He's a Cylon.
Top Five magical cursewords
1. Merlin.
2. Bloody Baron of Biscayne (who murdered his entire family with a pitchfork in a fit of rage)
3. Gorgon Medusa.
4. Calamitas defectio (latin for failure)
5. Mordred.
Add your own Top Five requests here
Top Five Ben Affleck Characters for meegzi31:
1. Bartleby (Dogma): I watched this twice this weekend and could very well watch it again today. Kevin Smith just has a way with Ben that just makes him fucking incredible. Plus, my boy has never looked hotter than at in a hoodie/wings/faux Ceasar haircut/growl. guh.
2. A.J. Frost (Armageddon): Come on, he's cute, he's funny, he sings, he speaks Aussie, he cries. What more could a girl want? Well, besides to be Liv Tyler in the animal crackers scene.
3. Ben Affleck (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back): Is there anything funnier than an actor making fun of himself? I think not.
Matt Damon: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this...
Ben Affleck: Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week.
Matt Damon: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature?
Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.
*They both take a beat and look at the camera*
Ben Affleck: And sometimes, you have to go back to the well.
Matt Damon: And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games.
Ben Affleck: See, that's just mean.
4. Matt Murdock/Daredevil: He's naked in a shower. That good enough? Okay, he convincingly portrays a blind man, he has kickass action scenes and he flirts with Elektra. Plus, he gets naked in a shower.
5. O'Bannion (Dazed and Confused): I hate this guy. Hate!!!! And yet, I love him because he's Ben. And that's the sign of a good character.
Top Five Ways to Break Someone's Heart for crushw_eyeliner:
1. Cheat on them
2. Pass around a rumor that you're cheating on them, but when they call it on you deny it in such a way that they feel like a total moron. Then cheat on them.
3. Become friends and bitch about exes. Start dating, still bitch about exes. Get serious, bitch about exes a little less. Leave because "I'm still in love with my ex."
4. Die.
5. Die in the middle of cheating on someone. So not only are they sad you're dead, but they hate you for cheating.
Five Farscape moments
1. Rygel sings in Through the Looking Glass.
2. "Aeryn" telling "John" how to pee in the maintenance bay in Out of Their Minds. There's a thing with body swapping and puppets and just trust me when I say its funny.
3. Crais and his pumps in Won't Get Fooled Again. "Freeze! You're under arrest. You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney. If you cannot afford one...tough noogies. You can make one phone call. I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you? Well, do you, punk?!"
4. John and 1812 dancing through the corridors of Elack in Crichton Kicks. It's the frentic madness along with the overture, Farscape at its best.
5. "Um, Canaveral?" John in the Pilot, it's right when he's beginning to realize just how fucked up his life is to become.
Top Five ways to insert Comaboy into any universe
1. He's not really dead, the government faked his death and then removed him to Atlantis because he has the special gene.
2. He's not really dead, Laynie helped fake his death and then stole him away to her boarding school where she's learning about being an assassin from Sark. What? I didn't say these were going to make sense.
3. He did die, but ended up on the other side of the veil in the Ministry of Magic. Just call him Sirius the Second.
4. He comes through the surgery fine and ends up really smart, becomes an astronaut, gets shot through a wormhole and ends up "comforting" Chiana.
5. He's a Cylon.
Top Five magical cursewords
1. Merlin.
2. Bloody Baron of Biscayne (who murdered his entire family with a pitchfork in a fit of rage)
3. Gorgon Medusa.
4. Calamitas defectio (latin for failure)
5. Mordred.