good premise, shitty followthrough

[resmin]

Okay seriously, where the fuck is the Opening Ceremony? Why am I watching interviews with Michelle Kwan and Bodie Miller? No offense, but I could really care less about soundstage fake-ass, fireside chats when there's opening ceremonies to be shown

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[noelql]

OMG, THERE ARE PEOPLE DRESSED AS COWS IN FORMAL WEAR. ITALY IS INSANE! I SO NEED TO BE V V STONED FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER.

Well, apparently Shaun White, the USA snowboarder, seemed to agree with you. Shaun, close your mouth! You're catching flies!!

OMGWTFpolarbear?!?! It's now apparently gold lame' Cirque de Solei...

[resmin]

That entire time Bob was going on about Bode Miller, I was creating a mental speech for Shaun. It went something along the lines of "Shit, where the hell is my dope when I need it? These people are fucking nuts." Cracked my ass up.

And WTF with the red pleather outfits? AND OMG THEY'RE PLAYING GLORIA GAYNOR!!!!!!!

[ingridmatthews]

ETA, part two: OMG, THERE ARE PEOPLE DRESSED AS COWS IN FORMAL WEAR. ITALY IS INSANE! I SO NEED TO BE V V STONED FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER.

What? The people with their heads on fire and the dancing pine trees weren't enough to send you into an hallucination, if only in self-defense?

[resmin]

The pine trees I can deal with if only because Torino seems to think they only thing they've got going for them is the Alps. I swear they made the whole damn country wear white.

On. Crack.

good lord, I need a beer.

[deeablo]

I SO NEED TO BE V V STONED FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER

I don't even think THAT will help.

[resmin]

Have you seen what the sign bearers are wearing? They have mini-Alps on the bottom of their dresses. WTF ITALY?? Seriously they are the couture capital of the world, right?

[meret]

I LOL at the dancing cow people. I also thought the Italian team's outfits made them look like baked potatos. *g*

[resmin]

BWAHAHA! That is awesome.