...its just not the same...

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thats what leslea said about masturbation versus the "real thing"....i keep telling her that it will get less urgent for her but she doesnt believe me....shes in the stage i like to call the "IF I HAVE TO MASTURBATE ONE MORE TIME MY HAND IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!"....so does anybody want to "give her a hand?"....but you see, for leslea, its only

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*mmmmm....RICHARD SIMMONS*...........Gross

[emporiumattack]

The best part of pork neck thinking that we are dating is when he winks at you whenever he sees us together...what a fuckin idoit....he has totally seen me in there with girls hahaha he must think we have an "open" relationship....gayin it up a bit...you know...the ol slappity slap slap.

Oh, and before I forget....*high five* for the Gillian Anderson comments...she is fo sho on my top 10 list...seeeeeee charlie someone else finds her attractive besides me so dont make fun of me....

*masturbates* I mean....annnnd I got nothin...