"oooh, your pocket is soooo deep"....hmm, so i still have to do my presentation on the holocaust tomorrow....and now im ALOT more nervous then i was before....fuckers....so i read somewhere that amys dildo cant handle the high speeds....an i finally figured out why, its because when she first got it, she would only use it on high speed and she ( Read more... )

for real, these ugly bitched would NOT stop staring at us tonight....and they didnt even try and hide the fact that they were staring....so of course, i gave the bitches some dirty ass looks....ooh ooh and the guy scurf that was staring had ordered three hotdogs while he was there, and he ate all thre in two bites each....that was some straight up ( Read more... )

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ok, dont ask where that came from, cause im not so sure....ok, so i have this presentation thing to do in my history class tomorrow, and of course, i HAVE to do it so i can pass the class, oh yeah what i was sayin was this, i REALLY hate getting up in front of groups of people....i mean sure, i can sit in the back and talk all the shit i want, but ( Read more... )

so apparently leslea, my babys momma, has explosive gas right now....the tears are running down my face....i cant decide if its from the laughter or the horrible, horrible smell....you know, you wouldnt think that someone so pretty could do something that smelled so foul, but she can and she does, frequently....so i hung out with kymm today, you ( Read more... )

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how fuckin funny is that shit?....it was in an e-mail i got today from, as funny as it may seem, fat sheila that i used to work with at rite aid....ok, so remember how i used to talk about how gothic leslea was?...well i suggest that everyone go to her journal and fucking look at her new background....as soon as you see it youll know exactly why i ( Read more... )

i should try it for a minute too....notice leslea that i did, in fact use two "o's" in the word "too" like its supposed to be....normally, for me, i try not to keep my friends too close, but with all of you, it seemed like the right thing to do....you guys all rock so i know that i made a good decision....i love you guys....no matter if i dont know ( Read more... )

I am the Dandy

Most of us feel trapped within the limited roles that the world expects us to play. We are instantly attracted to those who are more fluid that we are - those who create their own persona. Dandies excite us because they cannot be categorized, and hint at a freedom we want for ourselves. They play with masculinity and femininity; ( Read more... )

i feel that the internet has grown tiresome....