HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AMAZING! Cohen has the BLACK MARK OF TARASSOVA and fall fall falls! On her first fall, I burst out laffing! On her second, I started dancing for joy around the room while laffing and pointing at the TV! Ah, Splasha, I should've never overestimated you.
And even better, Shizuka won! Awesomeness! No Russian sweep! No overmaking for Irina! Although frankly, I think Fumie Suguri wuz robbed and would've had it Shiz-Irina-Fumie, myself. Splasha skated like a laboured zombie and was SLOW LIKE USOVA.
GRATE KWAN totally could've won this if she'd been healthy. Sigh.
Everyone must read
this article immediately. A reporter from a Washington Post followed Johnny Queer Weir around as he threw down scads of wads at designer clothing stores in Torino and talked about his past lives. It's the greatest article ever, maybe. If you don't read it, you're seriously missing out!
I have 340983490834 parents to see tomorrow (damn parent-teacher interviews!), so I'm going to go to bed now. More coherent thoughts on all the Olympic skating (minus the pairs, which I've already discussed) this weekend, I think.