This is my worst fear realised. The avaricious council has sold the whole city to private developers and is intending to turn it into a theme park for young urban professionals and lager swilling Crawley residents. They'll be charging us all admission next.
It's a strange development. Perhaps they're guarding something nearby and just on their way to work? Worrying if not.
Definitely employed to be on the prowl in the North Laine, I'm afraid. Apparently local businesses are paying a surcharge for the privilege, whether they want it or not.
I can't believe they have any more powers to act than we do. They're just there to radiate a little hard-nut menace. As a law-abiding citizen, it makes me want to pinch their bottoms just to see what happens.
* Please treat the phrase "I dare you!" as a jest, not an injunction to pinch as, in my experience, anyone who says the phrase "I dare you!" seriously is, by definition, an arse.
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It's a strange development. Perhaps they're guarding something nearby and just on their way to work? Worrying if not.
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I can't believe they have any more powers to act than we do. They're just there to radiate a little hard-nut menace. As a law-abiding citizen, it makes me want to pinch their bottoms just to see what happens.
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Go pinch 'em. I dare you!*
* Please treat the phrase "I dare you!" as a jest, not an injunction to pinch as, in my experience, anyone who says the phrase "I dare you!" seriously is, by definition, an arse.
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