Miss Susan is been silly todey. Wen she pict us from scool she was gigly.

You know, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. After all this effort and worrying Kings and Marie and snapping at the kids and stuff and spending today with those bloody mad buggers in the MLES training bunker it looks like it's all for nothing.

Will --

I've done it.

SEAMUS!!!!

I swear to all the gods I am going insane.

Harry, this is so much harder than I ever expected, could have ever known.

HOGWARTS PROFESSOR THREATENS LIFE OF PROPHET REPORTER
QUESTIONS RAISED ABOUT MENTAL STABILITY

Professor Severus Snape, Deputy Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, has made vicious threats against the life of Special Correspondent, Rita Skeeter.

A letter received at the offices of the Daily Prophet, demanding the immediate ( Read more... )

There's no sex ice cream here. How on earth do they expect a person to keep body and soul together without sex ice cream?

I understand that my body needs to be pure, needs to be focused on the ceremony, on the ritual, but how am I supposed to do that when I haven't had any sex ice cream in four days? Last night we had some sort of barley soup ( Read more... )

Professor Severus Snape
Deputy Headmaster
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

My dear Professor Snape

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Charlie-

Have you told her yet?

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I'm between a House appointment and going home right now . . .

Harry, are you there? Can you see this?

Fuck, of course you fucking can't.