Conversations I have totally never had

[restless_jedi]

me: ...my brain just went "does that mean Echo has more embarrassing things than clown porn? What's more embarrassing than clown porn? OH GOD WHAT IF SHE HAS SPIDER PORN????"
If you have spider porn, do NOT share

scorpionvoices: ...I have no words. MY first thought was "if fic authors are always complaining about how hard it is to keep track of limb placement

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[xsnarkasaurus]

...every once in a while I am reminded why you and Linn are friends.

~shudders~

[restless_jedi]

Keep in mind, I can't stand spiders. I full-body shudder when I think of their legs moving. I have to be careful what I kill them with because unless it's the sole of a shoe it has to be something I will never need to touch again. Even clothing, I can't handle spider guts on things because what if it doesn't come out in the laundry? Oh crazy brain... And yet, yes, completely fascinated by the idea of spider porn now.

[crazed_delusion]

I've read spider porn well spider human porn...I think it was Harry Potter...yeah Hermione I think? Went into the woods and boom spider porn.

One of those...how do you not read...omg this is..why I am...no...must keep reading

[restless_jedi]

I am pretty sure if I weren't genuinely arachnophobic I would be googling it. But since I am, and I really can't stand pictures of spiders at all, which seem like something I'd find in my quest for spider porn, I shall simply take your word that it does indeed exist and is just as brain-breaking as expected.

[scorpionvoices]

Obviously we talk to each other because we scare other people. That has to be it.

[bluealoe]

I am rather disturbed, and scared...

[restless_jedi]

Yeah. I don't know what my brain thinks it is doing, having the thoughts it does sometimes. But I really do like the idea of exploring the genre of horromance. Go figure, I feel this way when my writing is stiff and awkward...

[bluealoe]

Horromance is a great word, and I think you should try writing it!