Random Mayfield Sample

[retardantflame]

Option 1: Action.

[She's looking for a flame. Doesn't matter who, where, when, why, or how, but she's desperate. She's currently rushing through John Doe park and fussing with her dress. She won't be in a very good (or stable) mood if you run into her.]

Option 2: Phone.

Hey, anyone have an outfit that isn't a skirt and won't get me droned? This floral

Comments

action;

[hotfrombehind]

[Almost runs into her. He glares at her.] What the fuck are you doing? Calm the fuck down, jesus.

[retardantflame]

[She glares back and turns up the sarcasm.] I'm sooooo sorry, sir. [The sarcasm is replaced with contempt.] I don't see you wearin' a dress. You got a light? I need somethin', I'm desperate. Gimme a flame, I need a flame. [She tries to grab hold of his shirt to shake him.] I need a flame.

[hotfrombehind]

'Course I'm not wearing a fucking dress, I'm not a woman. You sure are, though, and this fucking town isn't gonna mistake you for something otherwise.

[He dodges the grab, his mouth setting into a firm line.] Watch it, lady. Hold your fucking horses. [As he grabs his lighter from his pocket, he eyes her.] What's your name?

[retardantflame]

Fuck. I'm not cut out for this shit. An' I probably can;t get no sex change, neither. I'm not a wife, I'm a fuckin' Pyro!

I... Well, I guess my name is Natalie. What's yours, then? [She spies the lighter and tries not to reach out and snatch it out of his hand. Luckily, she's succesful.]

phone;

[un_beau_coquin]

Mademoiselle, I am razzer certain zhat walking around in an outfit zhat 'as not been given to you will not get you droned. On zhe ozzer 'and, you might want to at least try to act like a lady around zhe drones, or per'aps just avoid zhem.

[retardantflame]

Duly noted. But are you just givin' advice or do acshally have somethin' for me, ya shithead? An' anyway, I won't be goin' around those fuckin'... things if I c'n help it. Now answer the damn question or just fuckin' bugger off!

[un_beau_coquin]

I am giving you advice, what does it sound like? I suppose I do not own any dresses, but I am uncertain whezzer or not anyzhing in my wardobe would fit a woman.

Per'aps you should calm down. You sound like you are new, am I correct?

[retardantflame]

I don't. Want. Another. Fuckin'. Dress! And alright, thanks for nothin', I guess.

Calm down, fuck that. There is no fuckin' calm. And yes, I suppose I am. You seem familiar, though. Have I seen you before?