Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum...although I don't actually drink.

[retardedrice]

Finally saw the preview to "Pirates of the Caribbean". Orlando Bloom as a pirate (and blacksmith if you want to get technical). Can it get any better than that? He's honestly mastered the skill of looking "hot and forbidding". I even like it as much as his pristine, I'm-so-pretty elf persona. There's something in Orlando that brings out the teeny

Comments

[falseh0pe]

orlando bloom bothers me.

[ne0npink]

Orlando brings out the teeny in al of us. The man is dead sexy. And the "I'm so pretty elf persona" totally works for him! Who else can look that good running around in a long blonde wig, with tights, and a bow and arrow?

Re:

[retardedrice]

I know what you mean. All this normally feminine stuff makes him look all...manly and crap.

[ne0npink]

It's an odd thing I'm still trying to figure out.

Re:

[retardedrice]

I think it's one of those conundrums that will forever plague society. Damn that Orlando. But something tells me he'd make pink tutus look sexy.