My precious...Lord of the Rings with drawl.

[retardedrice]

First of all I'd like you guys to divert your gazes slightly above this entry. It's my new icon of John-meister, but not just any icon of him, it's an icon of his friggin' crotch. Thanks to _lucy_ , for that. Cause she's hella tight yo.

Had a weird conversation with camuidaisuki at lunch today. We've decided that I'd still love John Mayer even if he were sweating

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[beautiful_sound]

exactly.

sweating, spitting, licking, all acceptable, some even encouraged. But being peed on...?

[shakes head] thats where I draw the line in the sand my friend...

[giggles]

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[retardedrice]

*sigh* Your comment gave me more mind in the gutter-like thoughts. lol.

But yeah, I really don't mind all that. Just pee...it freaks me out to irrational degrees. Because it's ..pee.

*shakes head* Maybe if I were suddenly stung by a jellyfish I'd let him pee on me.

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[beautiful_sound]

or accidently frozen to the bumper of a car.....