Reality Check?

[retro_esque]

How the hell did I get so twisted up in happiness all of a sudden? Where did he come from? What did I do? Damn you, obstacles.

But man. He's going to give me the worst smile-line wrinkles. And for that!...he'll have to pay for my Botox.

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[irby]

Here's a dented can of green beans and a needle.

Have at it.

[retro_esque]

*laughs*

DAMN YOU, SMILE-LINES!!!!

DAMN YOU, BOTULISM IN A CAN.