A letter to the higher being
So if some higher power is played a prank on the United States, and the punchline is "Now you have an Alaskan moron running your country!", s/he is an evil, evil thing. Really. The devil himself looks sweet in comparision.
Canada, here I come!
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Seriously, if this twat gets anywhere near the White House, I'm going with you to Canada. She scares the living fuck out of me.
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So far, I'm most offended by (1) Winking at the camera in formal debate (2) Not being able to ANSWER a goddamn question (3) Repeating the word "Maverick" so many goddamn times (3.5) Her repeating EVERYTHING she says like saying it more than once will make it better somehow (4) Her acting like she's hot fucking shit when she's really not (5) Her glaring, blatant, unforgiving hypocrisy (Including my personal favorite burst of retardedness: abstinence-only education really worked for her family) (6) The fact that she makes me feel ashamed to be a woman
She makes me so angry. If I ever meet her, I hope to tell her these things and then slap her across the face if she says something like "Well, missy, you don't know what you're talking about! You've been poisoning by the Barack Terrorists!" or something like that.
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1) She believes the war in Iraq is "God's Will."
2) She made rape victims pay for medical exams in Alaska.
3) She thinks the Earth is 6,000 years old.
4) She believes souls live in Petri dishes.
5) She has her eye on those pesky Russians.
Yea... she's a fucking idiot. The fact that some women are voting for her because Clinton is no longer in the running makes me want to give up on humanity (if I haven't already).
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