Do you think the world would mind if I took off my shoes to dangle my feet in its stream?

I'm going to Florida on Tuesday. Eat it, suckers.

But not you, stupid sunless tanner. You and your annoying streaks and blobs can just sit out. And go fry.

... I think my brain has fried.

I'm sick of everyone.

Death and destruction.

I think I'm in love..

... WITH YOUR FACE!

(I'm painting my room dark green, by the way.)

So. Orientation for the Teen Volunteer program at Seton was today. Went fine. I have Medical Records, on Wednsday from 9 am.-1 pm. I'm not with anybody I know yet, but by July 29th I sure will. Yeehaw ( Read more... )

Hmm.. So, does anyone know why my brother was singing that well-known chart-topper, "I'm going to be infertile"?

You know! That one that goes "I'm going to be infer-tile, infer-tile, infertile! I'm going to be in-fer-tile, IN-FER-TILE!"

.. And you say we have a normal family.

For the life of me, I cannae figure oot this LJ business.

Ema, or someone. HELP ME WITH PAGE BACKGROUNDS. I shall offer rewards of luff, cheesecake, and possibly hot chimpanzee sex.

Just kidding about the cheesecake.

Hello, my name is Carly, and I am THE QUEEN of awkward conversations.

For the past forty minutes I watched a lizard turn green.

...

I love Sundays.

Yeah. So, thanks 101X. I signed up for the 101X Workforce so I could have a chance to win an iPod (!) every day (!!) in the month of May. Maybe in the hay. On a grey day ( Read more... )