For posterity:

[retrocareer]

This will only make sense to people who read the Naruto manga:


Reid: lolol ruto spoilars are back to the same flimsy fan-fiction i know and love :)
  i mean... xD
 me: itachi/sasuke will get it on?
  susano is really itachi's name for his wang?
 Reid: ugh, not that fan-fiction
  HAHAHAHA
  OMG BEST
 me: why didn't i think of this before!
 Reid: i mean, hell... sasuke already has orochi inside him
12:21 AM me: oh grossss hahahah
 Reid: loooollolol
  cursed seal = std
 me: hahahahhahaha
 Reid: a gigantic, whole-body std that makes you grow wings
 me: god i think syphillis stage 3 is like that
12:22 AM Reid: WAY more entertaining than regular ol' crabs
We're gross. And stupendously into Naruto.