Aaron Burr downed his eighteenth pitcher of pure methanol and failed to notice any improvements in his thoughts. Speechwriting was hard
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I did. I thought I'd try writing some bizarre alternative history. This unfortunate event occured at 2 in the morning, so there were some things I could've written better (and that I've now changed). Glad you enjoy it!
Just read it again, and it's Pollock, not Pollack (if you're talking about the artist Jackson Pollock who became famous for his 'splattered' paintings).
"He would eat them later, after the debate," might be quoted by me, later, during my long political career. I won't cite the source. You'll sue me. I won't run for president. The nation will dissolve into chaos. And we'll go out for tea.
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Again, well done! I enjoyed this immensely.
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