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Ladies and gentlemen, crowd around and behold the male ego! It is so complex in its physical looks but once you cut it open, all it is just a small-sized penis. Now, be careful, ladies and gents. If you touch it, it grows! So please do not touch the artifact! And keep your childrens' hands where you can see them.
star of daniel = kait!
maddd nice = stupid
Star of daniel: hello .. it's kait from myspace ..
Maddd Nice: oh hey
Maddd Nice: u mean, hey its beautiful right?
Maddd Nice: :-)
Star of daniel: haha
Star of daniel: hello
Star of daniel: what's up?
Maddd Nice: so where do think i look familiar from
Star of daniel: i dunno i think i saw you before
Maddd Nice: where?
Star of daniel: school
Star of daniel: do you go to south brunswick?
Maddd Nice: yah i did
Maddd Nice: so what ya remember bout me
Star of daniel: haha i dunno .. wait do you know jess h?
Star of daniel: she's tall and has dark brown hair now with a little red in it
Maddd Nice: jess h?
Star of daniel: i can't spell her last name
Star of daniel: as hard as i could try i wouldn't be able to
Maddd Nice: harbison?
Star of daniel: nah
Maddd Nice: no im not her friend
Star of daniel: oook
Maddd Nice: i was a peer leader
Star of daniel: hmm
Star of daniel: then that's probably where i saw you
Maddd Nice: what block did u have it
Star of daniel: well i had gym A1 since i was a freshmen last year
Maddd Nice: didnt have it with me
Maddd Nice: i was b4
Maddd Nice: i didnt have an A day
Star of daniel: hmmm
Star of daniel: wow
Star of daniel: haha i guess i dunno then
Maddd Nice: was i just good luckin
Maddd Nice: and u remembered me
Star of daniel: haha probably
Star of daniel: oooh i think i just used to see you in the hallway a bunch of times
Maddd Nice: whatd ya think
Star of daniel: i dunno haha
Maddd Nice: yh u dooo
Maddd Nice: out with it
Star of daniel: i dunno probably thought you were cute
Maddd Nice: thoought?
Maddd Nice: i got ugly? lol
Star of daniel: lol no
Maddd Nice: than?
Star of daniel: you're still cute
Star of daniel: gosh
Maddd Nice: damn right lol
Star of daniel: lol
Star of daniel: cocky much?
Maddd Nice: yeah u gotta be where i go 2 school
Star of daniel: where do you go to school?
Maddd Nice: stevens institute of technology
Star of daniel: that's pretty cool
Maddd Nice: yah im brilliant lol
Star of daniel: lol that's good to hear
Star of daniel: it would be sad if you were stupid as hell
Maddd Nice: yah
Maddd Nice: like the rest of ur school
Star of daniel: mhmmm
Maddd Nice: so Im Ryan
Star of daniel: yes i'm kait
Maddd Nice: very cute name
Star of daniel: thank you
Maddd Nice: so
Maddd Nice: i see u have a bf
Maddd Nice: thats upsetting
Star of daniel: yes i do
Star of daniel: why is it upsetting?
Maddd Nice: how old is he?
Maddd Nice: cuz u are quite the beauty
Star of daniel: he's 16
Maddd Nice: wow 16, whata worldly man
Star of daniel: haha
Star of daniel: he's pretty amazing
Maddd Nice: i would assume ud be dilusioned to think so
Maddd Nice: why is he amazing
Maddd Nice: is he brilliant?
Maddd Nice: does he own his own company?
Maddd Nice: does he save the world everyday?
Star of daniel: haha
Star of daniel: he's amazing because he makes me happy every single day
Maddd Nice: oh rly
Maddd Nice: i assumed ud say sumthing like that
Star of daniel: ya really
Maddd Nice: thats very cute
Maddd Nice: how does he make u happy
Star of daniel: he's just very good at it .. he's very funny and just hearing his voice ya know .. makes me feel happier
Maddd Nice: is he the one with longer hair than u?
Star of daniel: haha yea
Maddd Nice: thats rather disgusting
Star of daniel: i don't care
Star of daniel: i don't think it is
Maddd Nice: of course
Star of daniel: why is it disgusting?
Maddd Nice: is he a woman?
Star of daniel: no he is not
Star of daniel: not just women have long hair
Maddd Nice: but of course
Maddd Nice: how long have u been 2gether
Star of daniel: 6 months
Maddd Nice: and u love him?
Star of daniel: i would believe so
Maddd Nice: how old are u?
Star of daniel: oh geez don't do the "you don't know what it is because you're only 15" thing .. it's too annoying
Star of daniel: i know that .. i don't care i believe love can happen at any age
Maddd Nice: u kno its the annoying things are most likely true
Star of daniel: hmmm
Star of daniel: i don't think so
Maddd Nice: i was young once lol
Star of daniel: lol oh really? how old are you?
Maddd Nice: 98
Star of daniel: ja right
Maddd Nice: lol
Star of daniel: what's your real age lol
Maddd Nice: i might as wel be ive been thru enough 1
Maddd Nice: 18
Star of daniel: you're still young bud
Maddd Nice: age isnt measure by yrs but by experience
Maddd Nice: ergo, iq
Star of daniel: but still .. you're still young and you have not been through everything the world can put you through
Maddd Nice: because u know my life
Maddd Nice: i can speak 5 languages
Star of daniel: that's lovely
Maddd Nice: and have been to 15 different countries
Star of daniel: that's fantastic
Maddd Nice: yah
Maddd Nice: and i noticed that only poor guys have long hair
Maddd Nice: very odd..
Maddd Nice: but true
Maddd Nice: fantastic isnt it?
Maddd Nice signed off at 1:51:50 AM.
Now, what's funny about THIS guy is that he "speaks 5 languages and has been to 15 different countries" and is "brilliant", but cannot get a girlfriend.
Exhibit A - SAVING FACE TECHNIQUE.
Oh, well the girls are just stupid and they don't know a good thing when it reaches into their pants.
Exhibit B - PLAYA PLAYA
Yeah, I just want to stay single and look (and maybe touch) all of the fish in the sea.
WARNING! Be like this guy and end up having this told about you!
Star of daniel: fucking pig dick motherfucker making fun of my fucking boyfriend fuck you asshole dick shit piss head
PLUGS PLUGS PLUGS: mihir, samantha, elizaveta
star of daniel = kait!
maddd nice = stupid
Star of daniel: hello .. it's kait from myspace ..
Maddd Nice: oh hey
Maddd Nice: u mean, hey its beautiful right?
Maddd Nice: :-)
Star of daniel: haha
Star of daniel: hello
Star of daniel: what's up?
Maddd Nice: so where do think i look familiar from
Star of daniel: i dunno i think i saw you before
Maddd Nice: where?
Star of daniel: school
Star of daniel: do you go to south brunswick?
Maddd Nice: yah i did
Maddd Nice: so what ya remember bout me
Star of daniel: haha i dunno .. wait do you know jess h?
Star of daniel: she's tall and has dark brown hair now with a little red in it
Maddd Nice: jess h?
Star of daniel: i can't spell her last name
Star of daniel: as hard as i could try i wouldn't be able to
Maddd Nice: harbison?
Star of daniel: nah
Maddd Nice: no im not her friend
Star of daniel: oook
Maddd Nice: i was a peer leader
Star of daniel: hmm
Star of daniel: then that's probably where i saw you
Maddd Nice: what block did u have it
Star of daniel: well i had gym A1 since i was a freshmen last year
Maddd Nice: didnt have it with me
Maddd Nice: i was b4
Maddd Nice: i didnt have an A day
Star of daniel: hmmm
Star of daniel: wow
Star of daniel: haha i guess i dunno then
Maddd Nice: was i just good luckin
Maddd Nice: and u remembered me
Star of daniel: haha probably
Star of daniel: oooh i think i just used to see you in the hallway a bunch of times
Maddd Nice: whatd ya think
Star of daniel: i dunno haha
Maddd Nice: yh u dooo
Maddd Nice: out with it
Star of daniel: i dunno probably thought you were cute
Maddd Nice: thoought?
Maddd Nice: i got ugly? lol
Star of daniel: lol no
Maddd Nice: than?
Star of daniel: you're still cute
Star of daniel: gosh
Maddd Nice: damn right lol
Star of daniel: lol
Star of daniel: cocky much?
Maddd Nice: yeah u gotta be where i go 2 school
Star of daniel: where do you go to school?
Maddd Nice: stevens institute of technology
Star of daniel: that's pretty cool
Maddd Nice: yah im brilliant lol
Star of daniel: lol that's good to hear
Star of daniel: it would be sad if you were stupid as hell
Maddd Nice: yah
Maddd Nice: like the rest of ur school
Star of daniel: mhmmm
Maddd Nice: so Im Ryan
Star of daniel: yes i'm kait
Maddd Nice: very cute name
Star of daniel: thank you
Maddd Nice: so
Maddd Nice: i see u have a bf
Maddd Nice: thats upsetting
Star of daniel: yes i do
Star of daniel: why is it upsetting?
Maddd Nice: how old is he?
Maddd Nice: cuz u are quite the beauty
Star of daniel: he's 16
Maddd Nice: wow 16, whata worldly man
Star of daniel: haha
Star of daniel: he's pretty amazing
Maddd Nice: i would assume ud be dilusioned to think so
Maddd Nice: why is he amazing
Maddd Nice: is he brilliant?
Maddd Nice: does he own his own company?
Maddd Nice: does he save the world everyday?
Star of daniel: haha
Star of daniel: he's amazing because he makes me happy every single day
Maddd Nice: oh rly
Maddd Nice: i assumed ud say sumthing like that
Star of daniel: ya really
Maddd Nice: thats very cute
Maddd Nice: how does he make u happy
Star of daniel: he's just very good at it .. he's very funny and just hearing his voice ya know .. makes me feel happier
Maddd Nice: is he the one with longer hair than u?
Star of daniel: haha yea
Maddd Nice: thats rather disgusting
Star of daniel: i don't care
Star of daniel: i don't think it is
Maddd Nice: of course
Star of daniel: why is it disgusting?
Maddd Nice: is he a woman?
Star of daniel: no he is not
Star of daniel: not just women have long hair
Maddd Nice: but of course
Maddd Nice: how long have u been 2gether
Star of daniel: 6 months
Maddd Nice: and u love him?
Star of daniel: i would believe so
Maddd Nice: how old are u?
Star of daniel: oh geez don't do the "you don't know what it is because you're only 15" thing .. it's too annoying
Star of daniel: i know that .. i don't care i believe love can happen at any age
Maddd Nice: u kno its the annoying things are most likely true
Star of daniel: hmmm
Star of daniel: i don't think so
Maddd Nice: i was young once lol
Star of daniel: lol oh really? how old are you?
Maddd Nice: 98
Star of daniel: ja right
Maddd Nice: lol
Star of daniel: what's your real age lol
Maddd Nice: i might as wel be ive been thru enough 1
Maddd Nice: 18
Star of daniel: you're still young bud
Maddd Nice: age isnt measure by yrs but by experience
Maddd Nice: ergo, iq
Star of daniel: but still .. you're still young and you have not been through everything the world can put you through
Maddd Nice: because u know my life
Maddd Nice: i can speak 5 languages
Star of daniel: that's lovely
Maddd Nice: and have been to 15 different countries
Star of daniel: that's fantastic
Maddd Nice: yah
Maddd Nice: and i noticed that only poor guys have long hair
Maddd Nice: very odd..
Maddd Nice: but true
Maddd Nice: fantastic isnt it?
Maddd Nice signed off at 1:51:50 AM.
Now, what's funny about THIS guy is that he "speaks 5 languages and has been to 15 different countries" and is "brilliant", but cannot get a girlfriend.
Exhibit A - SAVING FACE TECHNIQUE.
Oh, well the girls are just stupid and they don't know a good thing when it reaches into their pants.
Exhibit B - PLAYA PLAYA
Yeah, I just want to stay single and look (and maybe touch) all of the fish in the sea.
WARNING! Be like this guy and end up having this told about you!
Star of daniel: fucking pig dick motherfucker making fun of my fucking boyfriend fuck you asshole dick shit piss head
PLUGS PLUGS PLUGS: mihir, samantha, elizaveta