um..yeah..no more wow for me
Yeah right..like im really gonna stop playing wow *laughs*..no but i
have had several dreams that are WoW related. The most memorable would
be the very first night i played that fateful day back in 2006 (wow has
it almost been two years?!?)..I was at J's house and romped up to bed oh
about 2ish in the morning. She swears she came upstairs and heard me
crying and asked what was wrong and i said "oh nothing! im dreaming
about WoW" and promptly fell back asleep. I barely remember
this..seriously. But..i think we have a new winner
Last night I had a dream that I was in party with the following people:
Alatheus (pally tank), Serapheine (holy/disc priest), Sylvanara (druid
tankknowitall), Tommy on his lock and me on my rogue. We were in a zone
that looked a lot like Nagrand but the mobs were totally Bone Wastes
meets Silithis..Bugs bugs bugs as far as the eye could see..Now anyone
who knows me knows i absolutely hate the bug quests..cant stand them..i
hate the game bugs..they creep me out..So we're on one of the many many
hills and I slide down and aggro a mob of like 7. I do my rogue type
dps madness, Sylv is yapping on and on about how he gets a free taunt
(blah blah blah) and Al is like "shut up and stop using taunt!"..We get
the bugs down and continue on our way. We eventually come to this huge
ediface and Sera looks at me and says "Alc? Its all up to you now...Good
luck". Tommy puts a SS on me and i head into the building.
As im stealthing in I notice that there are mobs of demons everywhere.
Not just one or two which i could easily take no but 3 or 4 all attached
to each other. I distract and sneak pass them and try to remember the
details of this quest. One thing that struck me as odd was that I was
told to go to a door off to the right as i entered. I walked up and it
had one of those "take a number" machines like you see at the DMV or the
deli. I take my number and start talking to an NPC which is supposed to
take me to "The Master". He tells me to wait (told you this was wierd)
so i sit down and read a magazine which oddly enough was called Daily
Tauren (blinks..see!!!) I wait and wait and wait until i have to go to
the bathroom. I get up and walk in and there's a girl standing at the
sink crying. I ask her whats wrong and she says she's here to sell her
soul to "The Master" to get some answers. I ask her what answers and
she pulls out this huge notebook with lists of mens photos. She needed
to know their names because she had done something wrong to them and
needed to set things right..I tell her that its not worth selling her
soul and pull a laptop out of my bag and show her how to look them up on
google (i dont know! i didnt eat anything wierd last night)..I whisper
quietly for her to go to the library..She smiles and hearths out...I
come back and its my turn to meet "The Master". I walk in and all of
the sudden its like WoW meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer the
Musical..There's a demon in front of me dressed in crushed red and black
velvet dancing and singing and as im remembering my quest i found that
the only way to beat him was to outsing him..so i do and i apparently
complete this quest because a young boy who i somehow assumed was my
cousin comes to me. I turn it in and get a huge amt of rep with some
faction called the darkwater pirates and he has a quest for me called
"Was it worth it?" where im supposed to talk to a woman standing next to
him (i guess she was my aunt). So i talk to her and the two npc's have
a dialogue which ends with this
Woman: "Was it worth it?"
Boy: "Killing all those people? Yeah it was worth it" and he walks thru
a door. The woman looks at me and has the completed quest icon above
her head i turn in my quest and get everything taken from me. All my
rep, items, gold..everything and she just looks at me and says "Stay
away from us" and leaves. I look back at "The Master" and he just looks
at me while he's playing with his nails and says "Told you this game was
a bitch" and i wake up..Um..yeah..WoW is ebil
