The de Winter Legacy 1.2
Welcome back to the de Winter legacy!
I’ve been away for a bit, doing school and moving and such- but I’m back now! YAY!
Anyway, last time Merryweather had a hard time calling upon those maternal instincts and probably would have been charged with neglect if this was real life..
She also became involved with a sexy tattoo artist named Maggie, who was hiding a big secret and this resulted in a baby boy named Sebastian.
Onward!!
Sebastian: “Damn you round peg- I will make you fit into the triangle hole!”
Sebastian: “CURSE YOU!!”
Wait- what?! Merryweather interacted with a child all by herself?!
Sebastian: “Tee-hee! Oh Mother, you’re so funny.”
Merryweather: “Hey, so I’m sorry for leaving so many messages on your answering machine- but when are you coming to take Fauna for a weekend or a month..or a year?”
Yep, she’s still trying to pawn her kids off.
THEY GOT A DOG!!
But I didn’t remember his name- because…..
He dropped dead as soon as they got him- and all his needs were in the green. WTF?!
Merryweather: “NOO! I spent so much money on pet supplies.”
Grim: “Dayum..”
Merryweather: “I beg your pardon?”
Grim: “It looks like you could use some cheering up- how about we go see a movie or do a little sumthin sumthin?”
Merryweather: “That would be delightful! Let me just call the babysitter.”
Grim: “Babysitter? You have kids?”
Merryweather: “Yes?”
Grim: “Peace!”
Grim, you’re such a douche.
Fauna’s bday!
Fauna: “Derp”
Merryweather: “Why am I cursed with such herp children?!”
Much better.
She gained the artistic trait- so now she’s artistic, never nude and loves the outdoors.
Fauna: “Mom, why do all the other girls at school have Dads, and I don’t?”
Merryweather: “Oh…um…”
Merryweather: “Your father was hit by a train- nothing left but a little grease spot.”
Fauna: “I know you’re fibbing- but thanks for trying to make me feel better.”
Merryweather: “Damn. I thought becoming a parent automatically makes you a better liar.”
Fauna’s father is indeed alive, and wrinkly.
Fauna: “Awe, Sebby! You’re the most adorable little brother.”
Sebastian: “If my hands were stronger they’d be around your throat.”
He looks like devil spawn
Fauna: “Oh, so that’s what you’re going to do?”
Merryweather: “What?”
Fauna: “I just thought you’d pick a less risky move- now I can take your queen.”
Merryweather: “Come pick up your daughter! She’s starting to beat me at chess- its not fun anymore!”
Another birthday
SO ADORABLE!
Sebby rolled coward. So he’s a easily impressed, cowardly couch potato
I was disappointed to discover that children can’t bring wild animals home :(
Which is funny because that was one of my favorite things to do as a child.
The girls always eat together
While poor Sebby is banished to the other room
Sebastian: “It’s okay, I like to be alone. I plot best when I have no one to distract me.”
You can tell that they’re related- same nose and lips, lets just hope they don’t look too much alike.
Sebby, you’re actually excited?
Sebastian: “Only for cake.”
She’s beautiful- but she’s pretty much a clone of Merryweather :(
Meet Doc, a Italian greyhound
Doc made friends with his neighbor- which is funny because I was planning on adopting her.
Sebastian: “Who thought of adopting this demon dog?! It’s going to tear my throat out- I just know it!”
They had enough money to build a new room- I present the new kitchen!
And they spruced up the living room
Sebastian: “While your friends are ruining their lungs by smoking ‘herbal cigarettes’ it says here, that you can get high by choking yourself.”
Fauna: “Are you sure?”
Sebastian: “Positive.”
Sebastian: “Let me know when you’re about to pass out…it’ll be easier to kill you.”
Fauna: “Um..okay.”
Merryweather: “This doesn’t seem very safe..”
I think her maternal insticts are developing
Fauna brought home this boy- I don’t remember his name, so I will call him RedShirt
Sebastian: “She’s bringing home boys…oh god.”
Sebastian: “They better keep off my bed.”
Fauna: “Yesterday my little brother convinced me to choke myself- and my eyes were all popping out and I was like ‘blargh!!”
Redshirt: “Haha, oh Fauna.”
Fauna: “You know, you’re really cute when you laugh.”
Redshirt: “I should go..it’s getting late. But, I like you a lot- can I see you tomorrow?”
Having your first kiss in front of your family? Um.. awkward much?
Thanks for reading :D