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This is what happen to me after 2 days skool reopen...
HOW TO MAKE A SONG OUT OF URSELF WITHOUT ANY EFFORT TO EVEN THINK?
1. Cut your hair into 60's bob.. Or to be more modern, a Nokia Bob.. ! sharp edge and one curved edge..
2. Go to skool.
3. While walking, pretend that no one is staring at you even though they are staring at you with their
eyes wide open and an open mouth.
4. Go to your class. Wait for your classmates reaction..
Be prepared by their reaction. Some may smile or laugh or even move to tears by your transformation.
5. Be prepared to hear questions like this: " eh, why u cut ur hair like this?" or " why never perm
or rebond, why cut until so obikiang?" or " alamak? why ur hair so retro until cut so senget?"
6. Be prepared to answer like this: " the hair so senget cause its been hit by tsunami." or " no one done
a bob hairstyles nowadays, let me be the 1st in dover to do it." or " I cant afford to damge my brain
and my poor hair by dyeing or perming or bonding, if i do all that i will become a MINAH! Isnt that
more horrible?"
7. Be prepared to hear comments like this: " Rambut u mcm gini mcm amah indon.." <-- boyfriend. Or
" Aku ingatkan nyonya mane tadi datang kat aku.." <-- Cousin. Or " Anak aku nie mmg dasar orbit lagi
senget.." <-- Mom.
8. Or even this: " Wow retro but nice" or " Its very New York, I like.." or " Its different from other
hairstyles that u you done before, but this is the cutest"..
9. When you face comments like this, good or bad.. JUST SMILE. And tell urself " I AM A FASHIONISTA"
10.Last of all, you might never know pple might associated you with a famous icon and might even make a
song for you and about you. Cos someday(today) while waiting for your frends to go back home, some
freaky retarded idiots might walk pass you singing and clapping and imitating down syndrome patient
singing to this song...
" Im Popeye The Sailor Man.. Im Popeye the Sailor Man.. bla bla bal bla.."
Haha.. that's funny.. NOT!!
