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[returnmygoddess]

This journal is property of Nina Einstein.

KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF IT YOU UGLY, BALD WEIRDO.
[The above line is scratched out heavily with a pen. It's readable if you try.]

If found, please return.

Comments

[notvader]

Uh, good to know. Though, it's a little presumptuous to say that everyone here is ugly, bald, and weird.

[returnmygoddess]

You can still read it?!

I'm sorry. I didn't mean you. I meant whoever might want to take it.

[notvader]

It was a little hard to read under all the scratches, but I could make parts of it out. Wasn't that difficult to piece together.

No need to apologize, Miss Einstein. We all make mistakes - and who knows, there might be some ugly, bald, weird person out there looking to steal journals.

[returnmygoddess]

There are?!

I mean-

Thank you, sir.

[tigre_pinzas]

Keep that "bald" thing up and no one's gonna return it.

[returnmygoddess]

I scratched it out, didn't I?

[pinkgenocide]

[writing is scriptish, but disjointed at the moment due to shock]

It... couldn't be...

[returnmygoddess]

Who is this?

[nitramy]

I'm not going to touch that journal with a ten-foot pole, even at gunpoint.

Anyway, happy holidays. Hope you got a nice table for Christmas. And remember, FISTS WITH YOUR TOES.

[returnmygoddess]

You already did.

Good Job, Mr. Jan Martin Batoy of Antipolo, Philippines with the birthday June 11,1983. Your website is http://geocities.com/nitram_yotab/ right?

Merry Christmas to you too! And next time, spend it doing something more substantial like... not trolling RP journals? Thank you. ^_^

for my own reference

[returnmygoddess]

Mr. Jan Marin Batoy's IP Address is 124.106.251.46.

Judging from the time he sent his comment (almost midnight), this is most likely a home computer.

I wish this information was a bit more challenging to find but really... it's not.