one crunchy taco

[retypes]

( After his little talk with elway_no_way going on and on about "ol' TV shows". What? Just what? But that's completely normal. Butters is always talking about stupid things that never make sense and yet-- Wait a second, this isn't his house. Back on the phone again. )

Hello, 911? I think I've been abducted.. Whatever that means. Err.. kidnapped, right? That's

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[teutonic_terror]

[Just because he's droned doesn't mean he can't annoy his new son!]

Clyde! What are you doing on the phone? You have chores to do, young man!

[retypes]

[ wait, wait, wait.. wait. WHAT ]

Uhh.. who are you?

[teutonic_terror]

I am your father and I am not impressed by that attitude.

[retypes]

What the hell. Did my mom remarry and didn't even bother to tell me?

[bawlingforsoup]

W-Why would someone r-rape you?

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Because I was voted cutest boy in school? Yeah, that's probably why. And I was wearing my Terrance and Phillip underwear but now I'm wearing some other kind. Don't you think that's kind of peculiar? Err.. odd?

[bawlingforsoup]

[Terrance and Phillip underwear? He blinks.]

N-Not really... T-The town d-does that.

[retypes]

The town's stealing underwear? Don't tell the Underpantsgnomes are behind this? Jesus Christ, Tweek was right. Don't tell me we're slaves now.

[ahoge_goddess]

I beg your pardon?

[retypes]

Sorry, I'm not the begging type.

[ahoge_goddess]

Technically, I'm the one begging, but that's neither here nor there.