Livejournal
Log in
Post
Friends
My journal
rev_fox
Michael jackson jokes
Jun 27, 2009 11:44
this are the Michael Jackson jokes i have heard so far, If you have more keep it going (
Read more...
)
Leave a comment
Comments 5
ron_overdrive
June 27 2009, 19:58:16 UTC
"Since michael is made up 99% plastic he will now be melted down and turned into lego's so children can play with him for once"
HOWEVER, in accordance with his Will he will be melted down into pacifiers instead. ;P
Reply
skippyfox
June 27 2009, 20:36:37 UTC
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reply
kanehusky
June 27 2009, 20:22:58 UTC
My mate suggested that MJ died from choking on 12 year old sausage. :P
Reply
lyonlover
June 28 2009, 02:42:23 UTC
In honor of Micheal Jackson's passing, let's all observe a moment of silence, grab our crotches, and just "Beat it"!
Reply
areitu
February 24 2010, 02:36:22 UTC
Once Michael Jackson showed up in Heaven, he stood before God.
God said, "you were kind of a bastard but brought much happiness to the world with your music. I will grant you one wish."
MJ says, "I want to be a white boy."
A few hours later, Billy Mays shows up with a tub of oxyclean.
Reply
Leave a comment
Up
Comments 5
HOWEVER, in accordance with his Will he will be melted down into pacifiers instead. ;P
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
God said, "you were kind of a bastard but brought much happiness to the world with your music. I will grant you one wish."
MJ says, "I want to be a white boy."
A few hours later, Billy Mays shows up with a tub of oxyclean.
Reply
Leave a comment