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[rev_it_up]

I just.

Fell down.

A fucking.

Flight.

Of stairs.

askdhfskdh hate this place so much.

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[spiralmessenger]

Fuck, you're a whiny bitch.

[rev_it_up]

An upgrade from 'ape'? Or was it 'monkey'? Awh, crap, I can't keep your lame-o insults straight...

[spiralmessenger]

Still whining?

[rev_it_up]

Oh, you know it! That's me, all whine all the time.

Seriously, don't you have anything better to do, like stick your dick in a light socket or something?

[anti_buttons]

Why do you think we care?

[rev_it_up]

It's a public service announcement. Learning by example. Like having a 'don't smoke' commercial done by a guy speaking through one of those voice-simulators. Only this time it's 'watch out for that sneaky fucking staircase'.

[anti_buttons]

You didn't type where it was. Don't waste our time just because you're clumsy.

[rev_it_up]

If I give you a quarter and tell you to call someone who cares, will you do me a favor and put it in a jar so you can start saving up for that surgery to remove the stick from your lower intestine?

[scruffy_fellow]

You fell down a flight of stairs?

[rev_it_up]

... I'm talented like that.

[scruffy_fellow]

Apparently.

How'd you manage that?

[rev_it_up]

... Wasn't paying attention to where I was going. Expected the flat ground to juuuuuuust keep on going but nope.

God's got it out for me.

[one_of_heaven]

...how quaint.

[rev_it_up]

Go die.

[one_of_heaven]

I do believe you are well preceding me.

[rev_it_up]

If I got killed by falling down a flight of stairs, I would be in some SERIOUS shit.

... Hey, hey, by the way. Lord Rosiel. Are we forgetting something?

[noclothespls]

Ouch.

he can't tell if it's sarcasm or not. So have a glare-y eyed Nero.

[rev_it_up]

...

CHIILLLLL~

[noclothespls]

What?

[rev_it_up]

Can't tell if that's sarcasm or sympathy.

I don't want either.