you've got a jacked up notion of fair play, pal, and it's beggining to piss me off [028]

[rev_it_up]

Okay. A few things here go without saying, but I'm putting them out there for the good of humanity, or whatthehellever.

1) Esther's a dumbass.

2) Do not shake people with concussions.

3) Carrying people with one arm? Fucking hilarious.

So, who attacked the redheaded nun? Fess up, and I promise I'll just mostly kill you

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[mother_rem]

...Do I even want to know?

[rev_it_up]

... Is that a trick question?

[mother_rem]

...It depends on the answer.

[rev_it_up]

But also on the question. I'm seeing a trend.

[nico_oniichan]

...Shouldn't that be obvious?

[rev_it_up]

... Which part, jackass?

[nico_oniichan]

The part where you shook someone with a concussion, asshole.

[rev_it_up]

It was either that or slap her. I don't deal with injured humans a whole hell of a lot.

[knightbalanced]

You shook someone with a concussion?

... Attacking nuns. This place is classy.

[rev_it_up]

Hey, don't knock it until you've got a hundred pounds of tiny angry nun trying to pass out on your shoulder and only one arm to rattle her with.

... So I take it you're new then, huh?

[knightbalanced]

Hopefully she doesn't have brain damage.

Yes. I'm Luke.

Er, sorry about your arm. How'd you lose it?

[rev_it_up]

She's tougher than she looks.

Nero.

...

Tragic demonic teacup accident. You should have seen the other guy.

[unkindnessof]

... what he said. Who thought that would be a good idea?

[rev_it_up]

Me, apparently. Or else I wouldn't've done it.

Hey, she's still alive. Don't I get any goddamn credit for that?

[unkindnessof]

Of course.

... congratulations. Hopefully she didn't sustain any permanent injuries from it. Is she awake?

[rev_it_up]

She's pretty tough. She'll be fine.

Nope. Sleeping. An, ah, friend of mine was looking after her last night.

[theotokos]

Is she okay? Why did you shake her?!

Thank you.

And most importantly, ARE YOU okay?

[rev_it_up]

She looks like she got hit on the forehead with a whack-a-mole mallet or something. And I shook her because she was trying to fall asleep. I'd take scrambled brains over comatose any day.

... Welcome.

How the hell is that more important? How many goddamn times do I have to tell you I'm fine? Christ.

[theotokos]

Huh. Well, you ought to talk to him about that.

Because you lost a fucking limb, I can't help but worry.

[rev_it_up]

... Oh yeah?

I lost a limb, not my goddamn head! It's not like I've been rendered suddenly and magically incapable of looking after myself.