rev_it

let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster [demon slaying 026]

rev_it_up Apr 22, 2008 19:21

Okay.

Here's the thing.

Next person who tries to talk religion is getting punched in the head so hard they will be retroactively aborted.

Got it?

Good.

diaf, che' some savior, take your fucking religion and shove it, nero does not want your evangelical ways, haet you all, spare me your sermons, needs moar anvil, no rly

rub a dub dub, just relaxing in the tub, thinking every thing was all right [demon slaying 025]

rev_it_up Apr 20, 2008 17:54

[accidental voice post, there's the sound of water running. Ah, showers. Showers are good. Showers are awesome. Showers are--]

WHAT THE FUCK?![Showers are hot! WAY TOO FUCKING HOT. And here's Nero, getting the fuck out of dodge, and STOMPING HIS WAY INTO THE KITCHEN 90% naked and dripping water. Thank god for towels. Even if they are remarkably ( Read more... )

wet like a drowned puppy, grumpy demonslayer is grumpy, i will arm wrestle you into oblivion lad, ow motherfucker, do not want, haet you all, damnit esther, wants girlfriend, needs moar anvil, showers burn, diaf abel

bringing back the balls to rock [demon slaying 024]

rev_it_up Apr 19, 2008 11:46

I'm opening a gun shop. Mostly custom crap, modifications, commissions, etc, whatever the hell else. Want an example of what I'm capable of, have at. It's a modified double action Smith and Wesson revolver, shoots .50 cal rounds that're generally reserved for sniper rifles ( Read more... )

bang bang baby, rethpect mah authoritay, peddling mah wares, yellow brick road to the face, dante ain't the only gunslinger in this, boy knows his guns, fuck yeah seaking, needs moar anvil, we will rock you

baby be my lover go on and pull that trigger [demon slaying 023]

rev_it_up Apr 16, 2008 15:58

Everyone up for letter bombs and Molotov cocktails, say aye.

Fucking City.

Stats, guys?

yellow brick road to the face, aftermath, picking fights, sort of cares really, fucking football team better check in, who wants some?!, gonna punch someone in the face for this, go die dante, bring it bitches, still ignoring atora, unaffected, wants girlfriend, abel is being an emo pussy, s'up lady, people to thank, role call, unhappy nero is unhappy

lock stock and two smokin' barrels [demon slaying 022]

rev_it_up Apr 11, 2008 15:06

Since when have tentacles EVER been a good fucking idea?!

Whatever.

Dante, you're living off calamari pizza forever.

yellow brick road to the face, ass kickery ahoy!!, open mouth insert where with the what no, the wheels on the bus go round and round, no, calamari pizza for the lose, fuck off and die, tentacle porn for dummies, demonic elder god seafood special, it's like watching exxxtreme chef

back in black, I hit the sack, it's been too long I'm glad to be back [demon slaying 020]

rev_it_up Apr 09, 2008 10:35

Signs. Don't trust 'em. Ever.

Christ.

ROLE CALL. Everybody doing okay? Kyrie?

Oy, football fag, if you lost any games while I was out I'm gonna shank you.

yellow brick road to the face, signs are the devil's work, demon hunter nero is beat to shit, demonic armies for the win, sort of cares really, like a ton of bricks, tonight we dine in hell!, my bitches and my hoes, i'm a real boy now!!11!, ow, definitely a sparda, fallen and i can't get up, all your base is belong to my baddassery

tumbling down the rabbit hole [demon slaying 019]

rev_it_up Apr 04, 2008 15:37

Why the fuck is there a sign that says 'plot hole this wa--'

Oh shi--

[ooc; Nero's out for a few days, kiddies! He got dropped in the middle of a demonic army and has to fight his way out again.

... Hey, at least he's home?]

yellow brick road to the face, oh fuck, tumbling down the rabbit hole, all revved up and no ass to kick, i haet u all, home is where the demons are?, wants girlfriend

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rev_it_up Mar 24, 2008 17:06

I just.

Fell down.

A fucking.

Flight.

Of stairs.

askdhfskdh hate this place so much.

yellow brick road to the face, stairs are out to get me, fuck y'all and this popsicle stand, needs moar anvil, should have been a ballerina, do not want, in soviet russia stairs step you

just the two of us, we can make it if we try [demon slaying 017]

rev_it_up Mar 21, 2008 18:08

Somebody's getting punched in the fucking head for this.

SHOW OF HANDS: WHO'S PISSED OFF BY TODAY?

i'm not about to badtouch your boyfriend, all revved up and no ass to kick, handcuff day, this cannot be more humiliating, affected, wants girlfriend, curse day and nero is confused, fuck you hiruma, fucking football fag is gonna die

Take the red pill, or the blue pill... [demon slaying 016]

rev_it_up Mar 17, 2008 15:47

Got a question.

Why aren't there more people trying to bust outta this place? Seriously, is there something in the water supply? We're TRAPPED in a City that we can't LEAVE except by the whim of some psuedo-psychopathic divine whateverthehells and why are so many people okay with this?

Christ, why am I okay with this?!

Ten bucks on alien mind

what fuckery is this?!, yellow brick road to the face, swing and a miss, no crazies allowed, nero is not a winchester, this. is. spardaaaaaa., needs moar anvil, happiness is an impaled dante, we will be a republic again!!, alien mind control get!!, little green men still turn black and bl, wants girlfriend, not the droids you're looking for, you see no strikes here citizen!!, needs moar fuckoff, das failboot