however, my off time seems to be even stranger. At this rate, I'm looking at a Lou Reed-sized horse habit by the end of the year. Christ in Heaven . . . at least I'll get to hang out with Soupy Sales' kids. (If you caught that reference, five bonus points ( Read more... )

Blender has "The Dirty South" by Drive-By Truckers as one of their top 50 albums of the year. Thank God. Outside of me, the fans, and The New York Times , you'd think the rest of the world lived in a vacuum, which might explain Fox News' popularity. Also gave Modest Mouse's album a slot in the rankings as well, which is how it should be ( Read more... )

and other tag-lines like that will definitely up the hate/random interest quotient, which, as Steve Martin said in "The Jerk", is free publicity. Fuck Mississippi; I will put those yahoos to shame. From now on, I will declare random holidays "Jim Day" with no interest/intent of honoring what the holiday is all about to begin with. If everyone has ( Read more... )

this coming Saturday (the 22nd of January) will be my 37th birthday and we'll be raising the roof up in this mutha (my best Boxy Brown imitation via a keyboard) at the Pickle Barrel that night. The circle of life really kicks my ass sometimes (Gwen passes and I celebrate a b-day within a few days of that; which would've really cracked her up in a ( Read more... )

The original, female version of me, Gwen Huskey - my paternal grandmother and fellow crewmate of the GoodShipLollipop, died yesterday at my parents' house up in Polk County. It was nice she could be with family and she lived a long, wonderful life and she was loved and will be missed by many . . . yes, yes, yes . . . and I don't know whether I'm ( Read more... )

that it seems like up to me. So, at 9:56 EST, December 31st, 2004, I declare a DGAF (Don't Give A Fuck). 2005 will be better or heads will roll. The fucking cable pigs cut off the cable today (the night before all bowl games start) and also thereby cut-off our internet access. A hearty dose of herpes to those money-sucking hogs ( Read more... )

tried to rip my finger off which was nice (she's a totally lovable orange calico cat that I wouldn't trade for anything, except a Band-Aid :-)). Oh well, just a quick post to say keep your eyes open if you are reading this as past reviews/articles are going to be archived shortly and, also, I intend to offer up some exclusive content for LJ only ( ( Read more... )

we have survived Christmas. Great to see folks but underlying tensions in any familial holiday milieu are debilitating on a very base level. Got more than I deserved and more than I coulda wished on more than one level ( Read more... )

so my friends can speak disparagingly of me to keep them warm over the holidays. It'll keep them off the streets and their hands off their genitals.

Santa is a Seventh-Day Adventist, so there will be NO Christmas. HOHOHOHOFUCKINGHO!