My Life Story

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MOM: I am your Mom. Hi. This is an oven. It is Modern. You cook with it. It takes about an hour to make a potato.

13 years later:

POP: I am your Mom's new husband. Hi. I can't believe you don't have a Microwave yet. A "microwave" as everyone but your family knows, is Modern. It cooks food *fast*. In the time it took me to have sex with your mom just

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I found the error

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Crock pots predate microwaves by at least a decade. I think my parents might have gotten one as a wedding present.