In the 'Guess Cody's favorite scene in Bruce Almighty and win a cookie' sweepstakes, the winner of the cookie is ( Read more... )

Saw Bruce Almighty with Jagr and Duder tonight. Funny movie, you should go see it. Guess my favorite scene and win a cookie.

Want your address painted on the curb? Talk to me. $10, thats all it costs.

I'm an ass, but tomorrow is a new day.

So my sister Kara is now some sort of candle rep, where she gets money for throwing candle parties. My mom being the kind hearted mother she is falls for the scam that she should be my sister's first victim, I mean customer. The candle par-tay is tonight at MY OWN DAMN HOUSE. Soon there will be some 20 odd hens clucking away about guys and ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me-e,
Happy Birthday to me!

Now I'm going to go buy cigars, porn, and gamble.

Bob, I will miss you. You are a great friend who came into my life and I wish the best of luck to you. We had many many good times in a relatively short span. Make sure you write and let us know how you are doing.
God Bless.

So I go and check the mail hopeing to find some more grad money when i recieved to two very big milestones in my manhood. 1. A letter from Selective Services telling me to register for the draft, and 2. A free Gillette Mach3 Turbo razor. So now I can go die for my country, and look damn good while I do it ( Read more... )

THE FOLLOWING IS OUT OF CONTEXT, and NAME HAS BEEN EDITED:

JagrXXX: cause im hung like a horse.

Who thinks its true?

Well, I have returned from Seattle. Had a great time with my cousin, I really miss him not being around. I had to sleep on the 'chastity' couch. (Called that because it’s so hard it keeps you from lying down). Reid, I hope you have an awesome time in Europe, don’t sleep on the hay.

Oh, and schools out forever.

I am now out of High School. I am never required to step foot on that wreched campus again! Ant it is one of thebest feelings in the world.

I leave for Seattle tomorrow in the earl-I a.m. hours. Only 3 days, but ill miss you non the less Love.

Over the next month or so I plan on switching from this Livejournal account over to a normal website. Be sure to check out grazetheline.com. I should be moved in over there by the end of summer.