Compensation...

[revelrain]

It could just be me, but I've been noticing that a lot of men seem to have these huge umbrellas they carry around nowadays.  Instead of the compact little pop-out umbrellas of the past, seemingly more convenient to carry around in my opinion, there seems to be a trend towards these things that look like they should be out by the pool covering a

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[revelrain]

Maybe, although I haven't seen any guy sharing his umbrella. The part that really drives me nuts is the fact that a lot of them are short, so the fact that the umbrella takes up more space than they are aware of means that I keep almost catching an umbrella edge in the face...

[revelrain]

Yeah, umbrellas in the face is not with the good. They probably would feel inadequate in regards to your raise, though. Congratulations! :)

[serenitysgaze]

Only because they can't afford the sports car...

[revelrain]

Or maybe they can afford the sports car, but you can't carry it with you everywhere you go? ;)

[bedlamborn]

I think they have small penises.

[revelrain]

Gotta make up for that somehow, I suppose. :)

[bedlamborn]

Since they cannot afford a sportscar.

[revelrain]

Maybe the sportscar was too small??

[venchue]

I cannot speak for others, but I know with myself, I use a large umbrella here at work because I'm normally carrying a bunch of stuff that I don't want to get wet. Every other instance I go without an umbrella cause I like the rain. Maybe I’m just going for balance. Who knows?

[revelrain]

I've yet to see anyone of them with anything more than a lunchbag so, unlike in your situation, it certainly isn't for practical reasons.

Nothing wrong with going sans umbrella, although I tend not to do that walking into work. Leaving work is a different story. ;)

[revelrain]

Neither do I. Shouldn't they be used during golfing?

[revelrain]

I would imagine that golf during thunderstorms could get better TV ratings... ;)